The act of placing cookies over your nipples(preferably thin mints) and taking a picture wit your camera phone and sending it in a chain mail stating " Buy some girl scout cookies to support breast cancer". When in reality, you want attention, not donations for a legit cause.
by Weezee chicA September 21, 2008
(v.) To exploit loopholes that allow for one's accounts to show less profits than actually exist, but allow for the figures to be changed for shareholder reports. Shows incorrect figures presented in a way that are unlikely to be questioned.
Claiming that six vans @ thirty grand each were bought for the business, when in actual fact the money went to a comapny located in switzerland owned by the board of directors, and the vans were toys costing next to nothing. The money (180,000 in your chosen currency) has gone to the directors as undeclared salary that is stored offshore.
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 22, 2004
I asked if we had any math homework, and he responded yes, instead of telling me from the start. That's such a Cook Response !
by No_Username May 12, 2021
"Cooking" bitter or lager is the cheapest beer a pub has available. Keg bitter is the most expensive. It comes from the term "cooking sherry"
by karientoch March 16, 2019
a fruity bitch boy who thinks he’s attractive when he pulls the ugliest girls in the city
enjoys making people angry for no reason and thinks he’s an aesthetic god
enjoys making people angry for no reason and thinks he’s an aesthetic god
Look at that pathetic Nick Cook wearing the same wife beater for the fourth time this week. Steer clear, he probably smells like shit.
by CockSuckler73 February 02, 2020
No words cn dcribe ths girl, but im going to try.
The most amazing and beautiful girl to ever walk this earth. Small hands i love holding. Hugs that melt your heart. Great kisser. ALL MINE! And i say that with pride. Someone i dont get to see often enough. Full of love and happiness. Never fails to make my day or make me happy. There is no other person on earth like this girl. I love her more than life itself. She almost always puts others above herself. Very tolerant.
The most amazing and beautiful girl to ever walk this earth. Small hands i love holding. Hugs that melt your heart. Great kisser. ALL MINE! And i say that with pride. Someone i dont get to see often enough. Full of love and happiness. Never fails to make my day or make me happy. There is no other person on earth like this girl. I love her more than life itself. She almost always puts others above herself. Very tolerant.
by J.P.S January 20, 2011
he’s such a snobby ass motherfucker but in reality he’s an ugly ass redhead that has a downsyndromed sister and a fucked up mom that doesn’t love him and an alcoholic that drives around his daddy’s truck and works at a redneck tjmax
by ClapedF150 February 20, 2019