When the impostor is sus

Pain. It's pure pain to us uninfected people. It's almost as bad as Despacito or the rare Despacito Spider. The disease was originated from the game "Among Us" by Innersloth. Symptoms of the disease are as the following: Looking at something that looks like and Among Us character and saying "Sus", saying "SUSSY BAKA UwU", and making Among Us p0rn. Please stay at least 20 feet from the infected. Stay safe everyone.

You: Throw your chip bag away dude.
Friend: But it looks sus Lol.
You: Dude just throw your chip bag away.
Friend: *Throws chip bag away.* Hey, that trash can looks sus lol. When the impostor is sus.
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

by LizTheShit February 25, 2022

when will i ever

in response to someone of attractiveness you will never reach. often used dramatically or to hype up friends

you look so good today! when will i ever?

by gnbitch September 27, 2017

...when you’re a bitch

This is when you aren’t worthy of fighting. You’re not even worthy of getting your ass kicked. This is when you are a mouthy little maggot who doesn’t know when to shut up and you say the wrong thing to the wrong guy. Then that guy decides to embarrass you and beat your ass with a stapler. He won’t even hit you with it but he’ll put 4 or 5 staples in your ass in front of the viewing public just to embarrass you for the bitch that you are while you cry like a baby. Everyone watching is laughing because this beatdown was a long time coming. You should be ashamed.

Hey Nate! Remember that time when...

Fuck you Ricky! I told you, stop talking or I’ll beat your ass! But you’re not even good enough for that! Because...when you’re a bitch I’m gonna just staple gun your ass. Bitch.

Only the sentence doesn’t really happen. Nate just tags Ricky with a stapler until he cries.

by Larry and Rex and Benny August 05, 2018

when pigs fly

A not so subtle reference to Attorney General William Barr flying all over the world to investigate “Deep State” politics and international connections to it.

Of course it is entirely improbable that Attorney Generals travel all over the world to look into screwball conspiracy theories, but AG Barr has made the improbable come true, so we can now say “when pigs fly” and really mean it!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 08, 2019

National When Day

To celebrate when i asked about a certain topic, subject or fact

National When Day: 10th November

Joe: Did you know that today is my grandma’s anniversary
Kyle: You know what day it is today?
Joe: My grandma’s anniversary...?
Kyle: No its National When Day
Kyle: When did i ask?
Joe: oh

by Bears Grizzly Bears October 26, 2020

taxfrog when cobblestone

wheelsons a bitch ass monkey

wheelson "haha taxfrog when cobblestone"

by fedsbfnehdsfcbndjbv October 17, 2021

when sheep fly

when your idea is so dumb and unrealistic that it's ugly to look at

Peter: I will be a robot one day and fly to the center of the earth!
Ronald: Yeah sure.... when sheep fly.

by iamdaonetheone January 01, 2019