turd talon

The proper manner in which to describe the penis as it eagerly anticipates butt sex with the best wife ever!!!

Fuck a poop pigeon, the turd talon is about to dominate that sweet ass of yours...CACAW

by Freemilk March 11, 2020

Port Talbot

Usage of a Spacer type earring to hold open the gentlemans anus

Look at that differ! He's only gone and got a port talbot! I bet his chuff pipe is sore all the time now.

by BillyBlooBlock August 17, 2023

tallock

large mammoth penis that lives in your pants

i have a tallock right now in my ass

by Felix Harris November 18, 2006

Talons

The general term used to describe long, curved and overgrown nails. Sometimes dirt may accumulate under said nails and must be flicked out in order to remove.

James, who had a set of ridiculously long talons, flicked dirt from underneath them in order to try and remove the build-up of filth that had accumulated after a long period of no personal hygiene.

by Mother-sensei July 10, 2012

Talon

That one cunt that thinks he is cool because he has like 2 hours on CS:GO

Ohh hey it's Talon... *sigh* (under breath ~ fuuuuckk)

by QwErTy1o1 November 29, 2016

Talon

A beautiful man that can literally do anything. He is the most sexy person you will ever meet while also being a softie. He is also a good friend who is always there for you. Also a real beast in bed. You know he is reliable and just a nice person all the way around.

Wow, you see Talon over there? He is PERFECT.

by tdawg1234 May 26, 2019

Talon

To 'pull a Talon' means to send a message to someone that was meant for someone else. Or, to message someone from the wrong messaging account.

Message sent to mom, yet meant for your lover. "You make me so horny." Mom sends back. "Excuse me?" You send back. "Sorry, didn't mean to Talon you!"

by ABYSSxxDEEP June 11, 2013