tarfin

Thirsty, Parched, Dying for a drink.

Im tarfin for a pint of beer!

by roberto duncanio March 6, 2010

Twaffel

Female version of a douche bag, douche canoe, douche lord or any derritive of a douche-nozzle.

Janet is such a Twaffel, I hope she gets crabs for her birthday.

by Cunniliguist September 19, 2013

twart

To twerk and shart simultaneously.

Did you see that girl twart? Yeah, she sharted when she was twerking.

by jescifer November 24, 2014

twatfish

sperm, semen, the guys, seeds, man milk.

joe: hey man you can have sloppy seconds if you want..

mike: hell no i dont want anyones twatfish on my member

by the deviant December 13, 2003

twatflapper

One who enjoys flapping the twat
IE giving a female mind blowing oral sex

she blew when she was given oral by the twatflapper

by Mikey B61 February 25, 2007

tharfor

a greek expression to show someone of his lack of mentality

you look like tharfor

by john spiridis September 18, 2007

twarbage

Garbage on twitter

Steph twittering a load of twarbage again...

by EasyLeesy March 13, 2009