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Swiss Tractor

A swiss footballer called Xhonkey who has been playing against Arsenal for the last 5 years stinking up the pitch at Emirates stadium. He is known for his backpassing and statpadding progressive passes by passing the ball to wingbacks. He is as slow as a tractor and has one good game in 20. He has costed Arsenal several matches with his errors and red cards.
The swiss tractor dropped an absolute stinker today and costed us the game.
by stevealex June 29, 2021
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buy a tractor

a term used by farmers to let there friends know they want to get drunk. It is used to keep wives from knowing the real truth
that was a heck of a night last night, we really bought a tractor good.
hey jim you want to buy a tractor tonight
by farmkid March 7, 2009
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The Lithuanian Tractor Pole

The act of tying someone or something to a tractor and shoving your dick in their ass
Wow! My boyfriend just tried the Lithuanian Tractor pole on me and I really liked it!!
by FanBlad;''e&%$#666 December 14, 2017
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south carolina tractor fuck

the girl (or guy) gets on hands and knees and spreads their cheeks, while their partner mauls a tractor straight up their ass, change the oil, then puts it in reverse and exits through the anal cavity.
yesterday i hit her with the south carolina tractor fuck and she died from a tractor being up her ass.
by englishtecher69 November 2, 2018
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Catalonian Tractor Prank

Upon encountering a sleeping, or passed out individual you transport them to a field preferably covered in manure. Using a thick rope to tie their testicles to a tractor, you slowly drag them through the shit by their balls
Lafamuda Hearson: HOLY FUCKING SHIT DUDE you stink and your balls are bleeding worse than a gang raped two year old

K-Dawg: I hear you friend, these guys pulled the old Catalonian Tractor Prank on me, now I literally Cum blood
by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009
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remuera tractor

A large SUV or Peoplemover that is used only on city streets in a mistaken belief that it is safer than a car or station wagon. Replaces Remuera Battletank
Ratehr than drive a simple station wagon, most suburbanites prefer something huge and permanenet 4wd like a Remuera Tractor.
by D F Stuckey August 26, 2005
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Chocolate Tractor

Generic term for any arcade or amusement park game that rewards player with chocolate and lolly rewards by means of a pusher cycling backwards and forwards. Pusher sometimes resembles a tractor with plough attachment on front.
For the money we spent on the chocolate tractor today, and considering what we won, we would have been better off just buying chocolate at Kmart.
by alimo88 May 23, 2009
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