totes gnar

The best of the best! A phrase that combines voices of the past("totally gnarley"), the present ("totes") and the future (because it sounds like some shit Spock would say!) Not to be used lightly or over used. If it is not the best, it is not...totes gnar.

Joe: " So her AND her sister were all over me @ the party...then, when I was done with them, they fell asleep....And I boned their hot mom!! "

Tony: "That...is....Totes Gnar!!!"

totes gnar by breaker413 May 20, 2015

totes tooma 

totes tooma = totally talking out of my ass

Admitting that what I just said was mostly made up, and said with more confidence than it deserved.

totes = totally
tooma is akin to tooya = talking out of your ass

I answered that vests are better than gloves because there's more blood in your chest than your hands. But I was totes tooma.

totes tooma by Bob Stein November 14, 2017

totes oves 

How a doucher says he is totally over doing something.

I'm totes oves this fight.

totes oves by orangestarburst December 31, 2017

Totes McGoats 

A phrase blurted out when one person is in agreement with another person. It is usually replaces "I agree" or "That is a favorable statement that tickles me in a way that I enjoy" in a conversation. A user of this phrase is commonly blind drunk and likes everything at the time of the phrase usage, which leads to a overwhelming over use of the phrase in a small span of time. A bout of "Totes McGoats" usually ends with passing out cold or is impeded by vomit, disallowing the audible usage of the phrase or any other coherent words.

Subject A - "I love you man!"
Subject B - "Totes McGoats!"
Subject A - "But not in a gay way, not that there is anything wrong with that"
Subject B - *Inaudible response due to vomiting into a cowboy hat*

Totes McGoats by Shaky Balls April 4, 2010

totes mcgoats 

Totally.

I totes mcgoats failed my math test today.

totes mcgoats by au2016 April 23, 2009

totes my scapegoats 

"Totes my scapegoats" originated from the phrase "totes my goats" or "totes magotes" from the movie I Love You Man. "Totes my scapegoats" means "totally" and is more commonly used in a Christian enviroment, because of its reference to scapegoats.

"Jesus treatin' ya well, man?"
"Totes my scapegoats dude."

totes my scapegoats by fhbcvbs July 6, 2009

totes hilar 

Totally hilarious!

girl: have u seen kim kardashians feet when she was pregnant?

boy: no
girl: u should it is totes hilar

totes hilar by romolicious May 25, 2014