Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down

Commonly used phrase referencing the degree to which an individual is considered unattractive. Possibly a regional colloquialism used in the Oklahoma area.

Billy Bob: "Geez! That woman with the balding patte, bulbous nose, black front teeth, and tattoo of 'I Like It Rough,' sure is ugly!"

Billy Roy: "She sure has a flabby gut, and that backside ain't too perty neither!"

Billy Billy: "Boys, that there gal Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down!"

Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down by THE REAL JULIA June 21, 2006

The Ugganauts 

Group of deep sea divers that do battle against octopuses and the giant squid, as they continue their quest to uncover sunken treasure.

The only way the Ugganauts can enter the lost city of Atlantis is by defeating the Octopus army.

The Ugganauts by Uncletito2 December 30, 2008

the urban dictionary t-shirt 

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton). The word of your choice will be printed on the front of the shirt, there is no definition printed on the back.

Person 1: Man I got the urban dictionary t-shirt for the word damn. Total ripoff. The definition of the word wasn't even on the back!
Person 2. Should've read this definition.

the urban dictionary t-shirt by Mr. Ding February 11, 2017

the ultimate phoenix 

Something that a person in pain pulls together within themselves by acknowledging their truest place in the cycle of life.

She pulled off the ultimate phoenix; I watched her move through chaos, fear and addiction until she burst into the flames of her own transformation.

the ultimate phoenix by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019

the uncute 

A term for when you feel like you look unacceptably terrible, as in monstrous.

I do realize that as I begin to emerge from this vile hangover that I am not Sleeping Beauty, I am the uncute!

the uncute by Dr Bunnygirl June 23, 2020

The Urban Dictionary Mug 

1. 'slang' for a big failure from a horrible joke like why did the chicken cross the road
2. A useless feature of the Urban Dictionary to anger people
3. A chicken

I hate The Urban Dictionary Mug its useless

The Urban Dictionary Mug by laser_fox March 9, 2021

Valley of the Uggo 

The dank, dark realm you enter after swiping right to the last hottie on Tinder until you find another hottie. During this time you are only subjected to the Uggo beasts who dwell there.

She was having lots of luck finding that perfect match on Tinder until she toddled off into the Valley of the Uggo.

Valley of the Uggo by GraveyardGuy May 16, 2019