clam sweat

/klam//swet/
Noun

-moisture exuded through the cervical glands of the vagina, typically in profuse quantities as a reaction to extreme laziness, often described as a fetid or putrid smell, similar to expired seafood

Kevin is clam sweat.

by otterpop June 12, 2013

Ketchup sweats

To consume a large amount of ketchup resulting in profuse sweating.

A: "What the hell is wrong with you? You looked like you just came out of a sauna!"

B: "I poured a shitload of ketchup on my fries, resulting in some extreme ketchup sweats!"

A:"Aaaaahh..."

by Djuro Verdic September 10, 2011

Thigh Sweats

The moistening of one's thighs due to a sexual attraction. Typically referring to a female, but not exclusively.

Damn fool, your mom can't stop staring at me... She must have the thigh sweats for me!

by holdfast April 17, 2009

bong sweats

after you hit a large bowl or popper of weed/tobacco, your body gets hot and sweaty for a few minutes in which you cannot move and must lay on the couch as your bong sweats subside

man that bowl was huge, i just got mad bong sweats

by eeerin March 9, 2011

sweat rice

noun
A ritually prepared meal of rice intended to trap (tie) a man in a romantic relationship. Women prepare the meal by cooking rice and squatting over the steaming pot allowing the mix of condensation and bodily juices to "sweat" into the rice.

As she squatted over the cauldron, the heat was just right to bring out all the flavor for some -extra sweaty- sweat rice.

by b blues December 13, 2009

dump sweats

when you're out on a date with a chick and you suddenly feel the urge to drop a deuce. since you're just out on a date, you cannot leave to go shit, so you begin to squirm and become increasingly uncomfortable. the act of puckering up your A-hole makes you sweat like a whore in church.

While on the ferris wheel with Kelly, i got a bad case of the dump sweats, and nearly shit my pants.

by tony August 18, 2004

ball-sweat

The sweat produced by your scrotum that posesses its own unique and tangy scent.

"Dude, I jerked off in the sauna, and now my hands are covered in ball-sweat!"

by Allah February 2, 2005