A European Swallow

A type of bird that migrates, weighs 5 ounces, and CANNOT carry a one-pound coconut.
These birds are very different than African swallows, which are bigger, and most likely COULD carry a one-pound coconut. But African Swallows do not migrate, so they wouldn't carry one if they tried.
"How far can a swallow fly?"
"Well which one, a European Swallow or an African Swallow?"
by Namonya March 05, 2021
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swallow master

An elite cock sucker who always does three things except under uncontrollable circumstances:

Will not stop until you are completely spent
Will never miss a single stroke
Will never spill even one drop of evidence
Be careful man, she's a swallow master. You don't want to catch any feelings.
by Hoosierdaddy1 December 11, 2022
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horn swallower

The act of swallowing ones whole penis
That Gary is an A-one horn swallower!
by Jdub101 January 30, 2016
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Angry swallow

When a girl is adamant that she doesn't swallow but you blow your load in her mouth, pinch her nose and seal her mouth til it's gone anyway.
Not only will she be pretty pissed off at what has just slipped down her throat, her arms will undoubtedly be flapping about like an angry bird fighting its way out of a cat's jaws!
A vet described an angry swallow as the sexual equivalent of getting cats and dogs to take tablets, only without putting your dick in their mouth first.

The more of a princess she is the more potential for an angry swallow.
by In_your_endo February 01, 2021
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texas swallow

when you pull your dick out of a gun holster and cum in someones mouth and they swallow
he watched too many John Wayne movies and made his girl try the texas swallow
by strikethepieta February 26, 2021
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gay swallower

IT'S A GAY GUY THAT GIVES HEAD AND SWALLOWS.
LAST NIGHT I MET MIKE AT THE BAR AND HE GAVE ME HEAD AND SWALLOWED.. HE IS A GAY SWALLOWER.
by BAXTER SENDLBECK January 15, 2018
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swallow the bird

To accept the punishment for a situation that is not your fault, because the risk for fighting for yourself is much higher than accepting the punishment.
He had to swallow the bird when they arrested him because he was the only black man at the scene of the crime.
by CatwomanRuler April 23, 2020
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