Bong Booty Surgery

the process in which people drill holes into their rectal cavity explicitly for the purpose of making a Bong Booty

"Grab the drill and spread your legs and maybe shower,its time for Bong Booty Surgery"

by Not=A_hIGH_IDEA April 09, 2018

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shotgun surgery

performing shotguns using a surgery. pretty self explanatory

I offered my patients three options for their amputation of their arms: saw, sex, or shotgun surgery

by professional_circle July 20, 2023

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Shotgun Surgery

When a man pretending to be a doctor uses a shotgun (instead of a scalpel or any other surgical tool) and ends up killing the patient. It ends most times in the stereotypical black nurse cracking wise.

Im filing a malpractice suit against the man who killed my son! He practices Shotgun Surgery!

by The sweet release of death. September 07, 2016

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Eurotunnel Surgery

When you accidentally leave your tripod in between two parked vans on the Eurotunnel and a one van suddenly rolls forward and the tripod is replaced by a mouse penis

As far as I know he’s the first person to ever have Eurotunnel surgery. It’s easier for him to walk now anyway

by MF95 September 23, 2023

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crondall surgery

1. something that is bollocks, ie must be untrue. originates from the surgery in crondall that all not from crondall were certain did not exist.
2. something that seems very untrue but is in fact true. originates from the surgery in crondall that all not from crondall were certain did not exist but later had to amit did exist.

Stovold: my mum grew an extra boob
Meaner: crondall surgery!!!
...later
Meaner: oh sorry stov i dint realise she actuall had, that shit is crondall surgery

by jonah December 22, 2004

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