Stubble Turnip

the puss filled spots with new hair growth that can appear a few days after shaving

A few days after shaving her clunge she noticed she had a patch of stubble turnips just above her bacon rind.

by Scruffystuff September 20, 2011

stroke the stubble

verb: to rub/finger/stroke a vagina that has been shaved a couple days prior and has short prickly hairs beginning to grow out

"Yeah man, I hooked up with Suzy last night."
"Did you stroke the stubble?"

by ribbs February 17, 2008

stumples

Pimples on an amputees stump.

Honey, my nub is inflamed with little pimples...I think I have stumples

by Jason Fuller & Eric P Naas January 4, 2009

stumplestiltskin

A short man usually with a Napoleon complex who has a miniscule penis. Maybe inverted or stunted at a young age this penis may be impossible to spot with the naked eye. Never the less it is there short in stature just like the man it belongs to.

Jane: How was your date with Larry?

Edna: O.K. I guess, but I tried to give him a hand job and couldn't find it. I tired of always getting the stumplestiltskins.

by Jamamoba October 28, 2010

Stumbling Monkey

A sexual postion/action: Whilst giving a man a blowjob the blowjobber grabs a firm hold of the scrotum and rips off the testicles.

I don't trust that bitch, she might stumbling monkey me.

by C.H.B. July 2, 2008

stubble

little hairs that prick and poke you when u dont shave in some time
EX- did u see stacy? she had a stubble on her thigh yesterday

i knew u were a stubble when u grew in... so shame on me now im laying in the cold hard tub -ugh ugh ughhghghg

by <3me<3 January 11, 2015

stumblefucked

When you reach the end of Stumbleupon.

shit i've been stumblefucked. what will i do with my boring existance?

by Eugene Rockafella December 9, 2008