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Aliza Strass

The most amazing and beautiful girl know to man, to have her as a part of your life is a Godsend.
She is so amazing she'll be locked in your mind forever.
She also gives the most amazing hugs and head massage.
Aliza Strass, A woman you would travel all the way from Australia to Germany just to hug.
by Matt Ricco July 6, 2011
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postflapmatic stress disorder

n. Abbr. PFSD

A psychological disorder affecting individuals who have experienced failing miserably at playing(or attempting to play) the notoriously annoying yet addicting app game 'Flappy Bird', characterized by recurrent flashbacks of the traumatic event, smashed phones/ipads, irritability, anxiety, and social withdrawal.
"ZOMG Liz started smacking her head with her shoe after she got a 1 on flappy bird"
"Guess she has PFSD"
"What dat?"
"Postflapmatic Stress Disorder". Look it up, nigga."
by scienceBITCH February 6, 2014
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Stress

Stress: (V) When you want strangle the living shit out of some ass hole who probably deserves it.
I feel like taking my stress out on John.
by Socomsnake April 26, 2006
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neo stigmatic-post truamatic-stress induced-pedrocitis

like the common cold, except much less snezzy, slighty more sleazy, but results in death. every time

for the simple man to understand

new bodily marks, sores, or sensations of pain in locations corresponding to the crucifixion wounds of Jesus Christ, caused after stressful experiences that the person experiences as highly traumatic
Pedro: I have neo stigmatic-post truamatic-stress induced-pedrocitis
Doctor: No Shit
by Thaddeus Griffin January 7, 2007
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Stress Fart

An especially long and loud anal eruption of putrid gas, brought on by sudden physical stress, such as bending to lift a heavy object.
My mom was bending over to lift a large sofa, when she suddenly blew a stress fart. I could not believe it, I'd never heard my mom fart before!!
by Kalisiin March 24, 2012
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stress release

There are any number of ways you can release stress.

stress
release
ejaculation
The best stress release is:

www.sluttyjasmine.com/preview01.htm
by Murgo69 December 29, 2007
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Post traumatic stress

The feeling of unease and irreversibility following a post on facebook, waiting for someone to respond to it. Post traumatic stress is usually caused by the uncertainty of how the post will be received, if at all. The condition usually goes away after a couple of comments or likes.
- Dude, why are you checking your facebook all the time?
- I posted something a couple of hours ago and no-one has commented on it. No-one!
- You’re having a case of post traumatic stress.
- I know. Posting shit on facebook is bad for you.
- Come on, let’s build a computer out of wood instead of waiting for someone to like your post.
by Esben el Magnifico April 12, 2014
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