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strawberry anus

An anus so prone to abuse that it appears red and splotchy like a strawberry.
Wow, after last nights assbanging she's got a strawberry anus this morning.
by poop_jesus April 24, 2006
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Strawberry Blonde

Natural strawberry blonde hair appears to be a shade of very light, rose-tinged blond-ish brown, but that is only an optical illusion. Strawberry blonde hair is a combination of two individual hair colors - blonde and red - on one scalp. Each strand of hair is either blonde or red, with red always predominant. There are no in-between, "pinkish" strands. The difference in shades of strawberry blonde hair depend on the proportion of blonde strands to red strands. Natural human hair has a variety of shades, but genetically they can only be of blonde, red or brunette. Pink hair only comes from salons.
Similarly, the "shade" of hair known as dirty blonde is a combination of individual strands that are either blonde or dark brunette, nothing in between, and blonde is always predominant.
Casey he waltzed with the strawberry blonde/And the band played on
by Souldeep69 September 5, 2016
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Let me get you a straw

"You're a wuss. Learn to deal."

An elaborated version of the sentiment is found in the phrasing: "Let me get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP."

The proffering of a straw to aid "sucking up" abilities is generally considered more comical (read: obnoxious) than simply telling a whiner to deal.

Can be used in any situation.
*a minor chainsaw incident occurs*

Bob: Um, could you call 911 for me?
Frank: Do it yourself.
Bob: ...I don't have "hands" anymore.
Frank: How about this? I'll get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP.
by Lady Chevalier July 17, 2005
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Reverse Strawberry Jelly-Filled Doughnut

The act of penetrating a menstruating girl in the pussy, getting blood on your dick, and then letting her blow you.
Them (to her): "HEY! You've got something on your face"

You: "Yea, I just gave her a reverse strawberry jelly-filled doughnut and you guys came over before we got a chance to clean up!"

Everyone: "I LOVE CALL OF DUTY MODERN WARFARE TWOOOOOOOO!!!!"
by Joe Kavorski January 19, 2010
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Soggy Strawberry

First jizzing inside of a girls vagina who is currently on her period. Then afterwards eating her out.
Marquise: dude did you hear zack gave lauren a Soggy Strawberry!
Matt: EWWWWW damn thats nasty!
by soggy strawberry master June 4, 2011
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Strawlatex

(Pronounced Straw-la-techs)

a scent combining the scent of strawberries, chocolate and sex.

Richard McNally ©
Oh fuck is that Strawlatex, WHERE IS HE. HE MUST BE HERE SOMEWHERE.. Girl i'm going home with him to do the no pants dance....
by Creator of Kind Men (Mankind) February 4, 2010
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scrawberry

urban slang for strawberries

Sometimes combined with other slang foods
ie. "Get me some scrawberries and some scrimp cocktail."
"Yo nigga, you want some fruit?", "Yeah, I'll take a scrawberry"

"What kind of milkshake would you like", "Gimme one a dem scrawberry ones"
by BurnyMack December 9, 2008
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