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Sticker Paralysis

The effect caused by having a really awesome sticker and no appropriate place to use it. General symptoms include keeping the sticker in a drawer and never actually using it. Sometimes resulting in affixation remorse.
"I have contracted a case of sticker paralysis from this Vintage Apple sticker. I can't decide if I should put it on my fake plastic guitar or my rear window or my skateboard. It is too precious to use on just anything.
by grimfish March 5, 2009
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Meth Lab Zoso Sticker

Your cock. After the song Meth Lab Zoso Sticker which the writer claimed was about male sexual bravado. Announcing to the all the women in town he has something for them.
Got a meth lab Zoso sticker rolled up in my pocket, got a 7 inch trigger finger don’t know how to stop it, got a one way pile driver no where left to use it....... got a genuine mother maker .....
And I’m giving it all to you.
by Thewolfofwolf August 21, 2018
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Tipper sticker

Warning labels placed on CDs that are deemed to be offensive by a group of white Christian grandmothers.
Wal-Mart will sell guns but it won't sell albums with a Tipper sticker, 'cos it's okay for kids to have weapons as long as they don't listen to music with dirty words.
by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003
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cancer sticker

by h. jablome October 27, 2008
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stinkers bridge

the bit between the ass and the genitalia, medically known as the perineum.
That whore stroked my Stinkers bridge while she rode my cock last night.
by SarahJane March 3, 2004
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Stinkronicity

When you just so happen to be in a situation where an understandable stench masks a less socially acceptable one emanated within close proximity.
Roger: "Hey Dano, check it out. I just broke wind while I was talking to that cop, but we were standing right by the sewer, so I was covered by stinkronicity"
by DanoNYC March 2, 2010
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Tough sticker

Problem with getting a tough sticker is that you can't exactly wash it off. That shit is for life.
by llamamamall October 10, 2010
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