Staticautophilia

The characteristic of being sexually attracted to being stuck in traffic

My homie moved down to LA because he has a bad case of staticautophilia and the 101 gets him going every time.

by Eljacko December 22, 2018

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Static electrikitty

The tension discharge from rubbing two cats together quite the same as rubbing a balloon on your hair or shuffling your feet on the floor with no shoes.

Jon got tired of the cats rubbing the hair off of his ankles doing figure eights between his feet for some food. He picked them both up, a d rubbed them together, and was shocked by the static electrikitty discharge of cats that are way too close.

by Russ and Trees January 31, 2019

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Stassical

Static filled classical music played on telephone hold and elevators

The hospital had terrible stassical music playing on hold

by Wrenchbender January 9, 2020

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Spastic fish

When your homie doesn't kiss you goodnight so you give him an epileptic seizure.

Person 1: He didn't kiss you last night!
Person 2: Don't worry, I gave him a spastic fish.

by Yeetusgoaway55 June 26, 2020

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Static The Fox

Static The Fox is a hero in the Discord server, HelloBurpGames. He was there when you were down, he always cared for you. All he wanted was for his friends to be happy, and he made them happy. We'll miss you Static.

Person 1: Did you hear about what happened to Static The Fox?

Person 2: Yeah, that sucks.

by AssRipper2000 October 17, 2020

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