Butt Squeezer

a situation or event causing great anxiety or tension

(as in a real close contested sport match that causes you to watch at the edge of the seat; causing the butt to squeeze while waiting for the outcome)

The double overtime basketball game was a real butt squeezer

The tennis match between Sam and Matt was a real butt squeezer

by Slam2k2 August 2, 2021

Dock Squeeker

A woman so big you can hear her walking on the dock before you can see her.

Did you hear that? It must be a dock squeeker comin.

by D.isfor.Donut August 26, 2021

Thumb Squeezer

Substitute name for a female ass and anus during sex.

Her thumb squeezer was the perfect fit when I was hitting it from the back.

by Primal Urges January 10, 2022

Turlock Squeezer

When a man squeezes his rectal sphincter around another man’s penis with so much force that he tears the second man’s penis from his body and the second man bleeds out and dies.

“He was poundin’ me in my ass, hard, and I had to give him the ol’ Turlock Squeezer: he started hollerin’ and a-carryin’ on, but when I get goin’ like that with the Squeezer I just cain’t stop.”

by Priest of Assplay August 26, 2023

Cock Squeezer

1) A person that is being rude or offensive ; 2) a person that enjoys squeezing cocks ; a synonym for when a person is a dick

Sam was being a real cock squeezer last night at the bar.

by Blue Coconut September 10, 2023

canterbury squeezer

when riding ones dick you squeeze it with your vagina to assert your dominance

damn! that girl was a total canterbury squeezer.

by goprohomo42069 October 25, 2023

Julius Squeezer

When a male appendage is squeezed inside a woman's hooha. This is caused by the female applying controlled muscular pressure inside her vaginal walls gripping the willie with grotesque force, also known as "gorilla grip."

Babe! Can you give me the Julius Squeezer when we fuck tonight?

by juliusSqueezer April 21, 2024