spud cakes

Male ejaculant

joe: Tom were you making spud cakes last night i tried to call you
tom: i was with my girlfriend and she milked me for all im worth

by Mcfiend March 12, 2014

Spud Special

When a very deep connection occurs between a male and a female, the pair snuggle naked and enter a new psychedelic emotional state, involving heavy levels of communication and no sexual penetration.

Me and the bees went out to da club on thursday. Met this girl I knew she was the one so I sealed it with a Spud Special.

by Spud Special May 30, 2014

spud master

A teacher who is really cool but in all honesty is a complete moron.

You know Mr. Bowler? He's totally a spud master.

by StaleBiscuit June 20, 2016

spud dialler

A man who constantly plays with his bollocks.

"Get your hand out of your pants you spud dialler."

by SuperKP February 3, 2018

Spud my knuck

Spudding (fist bumping) someone knuckles.

Great shot!! Spud my knuck!!

by shagyournan123 June 7, 2018

Shurdman

A shy guy with a lisp, Skrat's like him and she likes to stare at his arse. An alright boy with good hair. A weirdo with not many friends and not too intelligent

OMG that boi is so fit, he must be a Shurdman

by DviGjgsEZ June 16, 2018

Smurd

Lionel Hampton's Instrument of choice

Lionel played the smurd beautifully tonight!

by SmurdTurd January 3, 2019