spotted dick

1. an english dessert
2. a slang term used to describe a promiscuos woman who shows no shame in her pursuit of sexual stimulization

Oh shit! there she go! ho just spotted dick!!

by Crazy68 August 28, 2009

Spotted Cod

Referring to someone with many freckles, hence having the same appearance as the fish Spotted Cod.

Check out that ginger over there it looks like a Spotted Cod

by CoopersPale March 26, 2008

spotting

1.) noun: the result of pre-ejaculate seeping through to the visible side of your pants
2.) noun: the apparent pre-cum that leaks through your khakis, during foreplay, before you take them off

I dry humped Amy in the kitchen and ended up spotting in my work pants.

by Logibear May 17, 2009

Spotteh The Pie Monster

The awesomest pie monster to ever roam the earth. Roams usually around Scotland and the interweb. Notoriously known for her cat-like appearance (white w/ brown splotches, and a gray 'fringe' over one eye) She wears a tawny owl feather behind one ear, and had blue eyes that glow at times. She is easily distracted by shining/glowing things, so mirrors are often used to keep her away.

'Spotteh The Pie Monster was last spotted taking a small child's pie. The child cried for days.'

or,

'OMG SPOTTEH I AM YOUR LOYAL FOLLOWER!!!!!111!!!!!!one!!!!111111!!eleven!!!!11!!!!'

by The Pie Monsterologist January 18, 2010

Vagina Spotter

A spray cleanser that removes cum/body fluid stains from the vagina, making it look fresh and new.

Stephanie had a large cream pie injected in her the night before, so she used vagina spotter.

by BIG'n'NASTY August 21, 2007

Spotting

The act of wanking while looking out of a window onto a public street! The aim is to finish before a fit bird is out of site!

Ahh, man i was spotting this girl last night, dunno who she was, but i know she walks past every thursday

by Deed93 November 1, 2009

G Spotting

A social activity performed by chavs at the local mall, involving aimlessly wandering around looking for women bending over to reveal the top of their g string.

Me: "Yo niggaz lets go g spotting"
Chav: "G spotted! 10 o-clock!"
Other Chav: "Yuck she's a total minger. Her nose looks like a choad"

by Fred_Nerk September 15, 2006