splitting shit

To perform a pointless task or action.

"Reasoning with him is just splitting shit! "

by Kian Richardson February 19, 2017

sniffing the woodpile

The act of going out to a party or bar/club with the main goal of checking out the men there.

Similar to being on the prowl or shopping at the meat market.

"Where'd Kris and Pat go?"
"Oh, they're at that beach bonfire tonight, sniffing the woodpile."

by SinDonor dammit March 3, 2017

splitting the Red Sea

When you engage in sexual intercourse with a girl during her period and you get a bit of blood on your genitalia.

Dude, I just was splitting the Red Sea with Tammy and her blood won't come off.

by SofaWanker69 December 3, 2017

splitting up together

When a married couple separate but remain in the same house for the sake of the kids and to stay financially stable and they sleep in different beds.

So we can’t afford two house holds so we’ll be splitting up together.

by MaxMad May 31, 2018

spifling

A young G usually associated with da mandem.

pass the splif my young spifling!

by young splitter July 20, 2018

Splitting Logs

Talking a shit whilst wearing a thong effectively cutting the shit down the middle.

Betty was so drunk last night I found her hunched over the toilet splitting logs

by b391130301193 August 13, 2019

Sniffing Steve

A person who frequently blows Gaggers. has a tendency to leave work early when dealers wake up. When using restroom leaves residue.. hopeless addicted to cocaine.

You need to go to rehab.. you are pulling a sniffing steve

by angry inch September 7, 2019