Speth

A comment that completely defies all social mores, seemingly disturbs the audience around them, and to put it very simply, is seen as weird as fuck.

Hey man, have you ever watched your cum dry on the floor, and then proceeded to clean it up with a Swiffer Wet Jet?

-Wait, What? No way in hell, damn kid, you crossed a very fine line between sanity and Speth

I want to have pre-marital sex with these women until my dick is so raw that it bleeds.

-I like sex, but i also like having feeling in my penis, yah Speth!

I'm really proud of my large penis, and i am super happy that many people are taking notice

-That's pretty awesome man, too bad you failed to mention that it has a 48 degree curve, Speth!

by Mattfooo August 5, 2010

spitzered

Past tense of the intransitive verb to spitzer, which means to self-destruct. Used most frequently when referring to politicians, although linguists predict the term will be more widely used.

He spitzered after years of pomposity.

by Sandrina March 18, 2008

travis spitz

Some one who is extremely gay, likes long walks on the beach where he can get frisky and "get-it-on" with his male counter-part, Ren.

dont know travis spitz

by devin alkjdflkajsdfl; October 17, 2008

spatzl

Cute blondie... feed her with croissants and latte machiato to keep her satisfied.

Fraeulein Johnson is a real Spatzl.

by MrSquiggy January 24, 2005

spatz

excited, or enthusiastic

I was so spatz about the trip that I forgot to pick up my dry cleaning.

by Cecilia Alvarez November 19, 2003

spez

sped and spaz an over-reactive person who is rather extremely hyper

Hey Tanya, stop being a spez.

by tanya3 June 25, 2006

spatzel

German noodles, or when you think it's going to be a fart and you end up spraying the inside of your shorts.

I'll have the Jagerschnitzel mit spatzel.

Dude, I think I just made some spatzel in my drawers...

by ME! January 9, 2003