Smacking log

Another way to say "masturbation".

Izik walked in on Tanner smacking log at 7 am.

by Big Coxie March 8, 2023

Spanking the ghost

When you jerk off into a condom and finish inside of it. The only thing you stand to lose is your dignity and self respect.

Eric: Hey has anyone seen Brad?
Rob: He went off to the bathroom with a box of condoms. He’s probably spanking the ghost in there.

by GxRice April 10, 2023

Front Spanking

When you have done something so awful being hit in the rear is not sufficient. Therefor escalating to being spanked in the front crotch region.

Dammit boy, you had better stop that before you get a front spanking!

by SidTheSquid October 8, 2011

multi-sacking

the ability for on to fit more than one ball sack into ones mouth.

wow Brenden was able to fit three ball sacks in his mouth at the same time, boy is he multi-sacking

by qs9999 November 22, 2011

frantic snacking

A quickie involving lesbian oral sex.

Frantic snacking is the number one reason for tardiness at my university.

by EnglishMajor April 12, 2014

Dutch Snacking

The enjoyable act of sitting down in a comfortable environment, smoking some marijuana and sipping on a freshly brewed hot coffee.
The combination of the two working together to create a perfect mix of caffeine buzz and ganja high.
A practice very commonplace in Dutch coffee shops.

Bro 1: Yo dude what's John up to right now?
Bro 2: Oh, he was missing Amsterdam so much that he decided to chill in his basement and go Dutch snacking.
Bro 3: Nice, we should try to join him!

by SirKennedy April 6, 2015

purse-smacking

v. Any punishment or retaliation meted out by a woman who feels slighted or harmed. It can be a verbal, emotional or physical response but is generally rapidly administered.

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If Trump disses Hillary one more time he is going to engender a terrific purse-smacking.

by gnostic3 August 4, 2016