Seattle Chimney Sweeper

Putting pubes on your ring finger, followed by fingering your partner's butthole. While making broom noises.

1: I love doing the Seattle Chimney Sweeper
2: what the hell?
1: i love the pubes up my ass

by jesuschrist206 January 1, 2012

seattle splatter

When a person hangs from a chandelier and drops a massive dump onto someone’s chest waiting patiently below

person1: "You ready down there?"
person2: "Bring it on!!!"
person1: "GERONIMO!!!!"
person2: "Good God! That was one hell of a Seattle Splatter! It's Fucking Everywhere!!"

by Rah9090 March 3, 2014

Texas Sattleup

When you ejaculate into your bellybutton, and your partner takes the shot of your fresh cum out of your bellybutton.

“Oh shit my girl gave me a texas sattleup!”

“It was so hot I came a second time.”

by BigDaddyLongAsian July 21, 2018

Seattle Sleeper

When a males ejaculates on their partner's face while they are asleep.

My girl wouldn't give it up last night so I jizzed on her face when she was asleep. Man alive, she hates a Seattle Sleeper.

by CPL Punishment March 25, 2009

Sattler

When a man's pubic hair is longer than his actual penis.

Person 1 " Did you see that 50 year old in the locker room"

Person 2 " yea that was gross, his pubic hair was like twice the size of his penis"

Person 1 " Damn he had a real bad Sattler"

by DirtyGreyhound6969 July 27, 2012

Seattle Prep

Seattle Preparatory School, popularly known as Seattle Prep, is a Private Jesuit high school located on the north slope of Capitol Hill. It is operated independent of the Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Seattle. Until 1974, it only admitted boys. The school regularly sends about 75% of its students to Ivy League schools each year and many other students get accepted at 'highly-selective' universities. In addition, its acceptance rate is 25%. In 2007, out of 700 applicants, it accepted 170. The school incorporates the Jesuit motto of "Ad Majorem Dei Gloriam" which means, literally, "For the Greater Glory of God." The school's mascot is the Panther. Seattle Prep's long history, excellent academics, and strong athletics are all very well regarded. It is known to be one of the best private college-prep schools in the northwest.

SEATTLE PREP KICKS YOUR SCHOOLS ASS

by joshuahamilton June 25, 2008

Seattle Space Needle

This rare and exotic act involves shooting heroin up while simultaneously masturbating ones genitals.

Man, last night I had the raddest seattle space needle. It was under a bench in volunteer park while listing to Death Cab for a Cutie on my iPod in the pouring rain, while my bangs stuck dripping wet to my forehead.

by KaMk December 6, 2006