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To force-feed ones hairy ball sack into the vertically positioned and open bung-tunnel of a friend or foe.

John - "Ok Jane, it's time for the Chimney Sweeper!"

Jane - "What's that?"

John - "Bend over and I'll show you."

Jane - "No John, really? Quit playing games and tell me."

John - "Sorry Jane, you're right. The Chimney Sweeper is where you take off your sweatpants, lay on your back, then roll your knees back until they touch your shoulders. This way your butt hole opens up and stares straight at the clouds above. Then I'll hover over your puckered poo packer and plunge both of my not-so-recently shaven jizz tanks past the event horizon of your turd socket. Duh!?"

Jane - "Oh dear. Are you serious?"

John - "Yes Jane, yes I am"
by Extra Normal April 04, 2009
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he has one helluva chimney sweeper. i was dingleberry-free for days.
by timmy! November 17, 2003
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The sexual act of vaping in a female's cock sock, and proceeding to fuck it immediately after, resulting in clouds coming out of her pussy, looking like you are sweeping a chimney with your cock.
"Bro, did you hear what Todd did last night?"
"Yeah bro, I heard he became a chimney sweeper with linda!"
by hugh jboner February 26, 2017
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The sexual act consisting of first spitting on a significant other's asshole, then proceeding to orally stimulate said asshole.
"So we watched this porno today, and this guy spat on the girl's butthole and then licked it."
"Ya mean he gave her the chimney sweeper?"
by mothanegro June 17, 2008
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to have sex with someone to uhhh sweep the girl's chimney

also see: backyard chiney sweeping
usu. said with english accent
Ewwww you chimney sweeped that 300 pound lady over there, you dirty little chimney sweeper!
by mikewilliam moganoss May 05, 2004
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A set of warm fingerless gloves. Widely used during the autumn and winter months. Often seen on workmen and hobos because they are a middle ground between bare hands mittens. Allowing you to actually use your hands in the winter without getting frostbite.
The fuck you wearing? You look homeless... Yeah, well at least I can use my fuckin hands, you pillock.

Can you make me a pair of Chimney Sweepers? Yeah sure just let me grab my knife.
by a angry hobo December 05, 2018
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