A person who cock blocks someone for their own benefit, as apposed to stopping a friend from making a bad decision.
It may be used in many forms
It may be used in many forms
---Verb
-Can you believe I cocked blocked Jon last night. He is going to be so mad when he finds out I got with that chick instead of him. Damn I'm one sly snatch burgling son of a bitch.
-I hope that snatch burgling jock knocked up that girl last night.
---Noun
-Dude I got a disorderly conduct today, because I beat the hell out of that snatch burglar from last night.
-Can you believe I cocked blocked Jon last night. He is going to be so mad when he finds out I got with that chick instead of him. Damn I'm one sly snatch burgling son of a bitch.
-I hope that snatch burgling jock knocked up that girl last night.
---Noun
-Dude I got a disorderly conduct today, because I beat the hell out of that snatch burglar from last night.
by Snatch Burglar DELUX August 17, 2009
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The salmon satchel will remind you of happy memories at the seaside as a child, until you open your eyes and notice the gaping snizz in front of your face!...to be avoided at all costs!
The salmon satchel will remind you of happy memories at the seaside as a child, until you open your eyes and notice the gaping snizz in front of your face!...to be avoided at all costs!
Dude, I was at this club last night, took my homegirl round the back to get jiggy, whipped off her dress and she had a salmon satchel. I don't speak to her any more.
by satchelhater May 5, 2009
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'Did you see that torrential downpour ? I forgot my umbrella and got absolutely satched'
'I drank so much beer last night, I was fookin' satched'
'I drank so much beer last night, I was fookin' satched'
by Arhtur September 13, 2005
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by MattYouKnowWho October 6, 2008
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Guy 1: What's Matt up to tonight?
Guy 2: Oh, he's out snatch hunting.
Girl 1: He's not getting any. Every girl in town knows he has a small dick and doesn't eat pussy.
Guy 2: Oh, he's out snatch hunting.
Girl 1: He's not getting any. Every girl in town knows he has a small dick and doesn't eat pussy.
by Bubba81 October 21, 2008
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