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monkey slops

a meal, almost certainly vegetarian and prepared by a Dyke Flatmate, that is so bland and depressing in its appearance that it could be compared to monkey food in a third rate, third world zoo.
Jesus! What are you eating there Tamara! Looks like fucking Monkey Slops!
by morningside4life October 18, 2009
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Peni Slop

It's stir fry mixed with 3 cups of cum
Mom can I make Peni Slop tonight for dinner.
by Jaden Akanda July 21, 2019
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Twat Slop

Any fluid that comes out of a womens vagina. Piss, bluod, cum ect.
Gross you got twat slop on my face.
by Sheena Perez December 17, 2008
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slop-chop

A blowjob,fellatio. More exactly a sloppy blowjob. Named because your chops (mouth/chin) get sloppy with saliva.
I was feeling her up and next thing I know the chick whips it out and makes with the slop-chop.
by Pervo McPervy July 29, 2006
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wok slop

Guy: OMG! look at my room Gerry, theres wok slop all over the place, explain yourself?!!
Gerry: You know damn well what i'm like once i've got my juices flowing!
by Jordanish May 11, 2008
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Dog Slopping

When a guy is humiliated infront of his girlfriend and then gets slapped by his girlfriend because he isn't hung like an arabian horse.
Dude, you just got Dog Slopped!
You're definately the victim of dog slopping!
by muttface August 2, 2008
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slop bucket

to haphazardly toss something into something else.
1) the rotten potato was tossed across the kitchen into the slop bucket for the hogs. It hit the rim of the bucket, nearly tipping it over and spilling it's contents onto the floor, bounced up into the air, and just managed to drop in.
by Kanel April 16, 2006
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