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Creamy Sleeping Bag

A person with an uncircumcised penis who ties the foreskin off at the tip and then jerks off, usually while thinking of ghost stories around a campfire.
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I went camping in the mountains over the weekend by myself so I could give myself a creamy sleeping bag in peace.
by Gino Felino May 1, 2011
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Ex-sexting

The act of sexting your ex-spouse or partner.
Man: "I can't make it with any babes here. I'm gonna text my old girlfriend."

His buddy: "Don't do it, man. No ex-sexting tonight."
by UWS124 October 20, 2012
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skype sleeping

When a guy/girl(friend) falls asleep while talking and the call is still on; when a guy/girl(friend) falls asleep with you while the call is on; when the call ends on its own and malfunctions within app, causing your device to force stop.
Last night, a friend and partook in skype sleeping. It was fun.

Last night, my friend totally past out while talking to me on skype.

My phone literally hates me; think skype has possessed it, now its causing the whole app to crash.
by CSVTV June 23, 2014
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white sheeting

Going to an Amish culture and having sex with a woman through a hole in a white sheet for money.
Big H made 300 dollars white sheeting last night!
by Teegee1010 December 7, 2015
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National sexting day

This is the day where you sext people so sexy texting ,dirty texting ,or sexy roll play
Friend 1.)Did you know it’s national sexting day

Friend 2.)yess
by Dxddyyy or babyyygirl June 18, 2018
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Top Sheeting

1. Reading only the first few pages of a large file or manuscript and coming to a premature conclusion that makes you look and sound like an ass.

2. Judging someone by just a photograph and think you know their whole life.
The probation assistant was top sheeting my crminal records and totally missed all of my warrants, and now I'm a free man.
by LeddedBee August 17, 2019
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Wet Sleeping Bag

When a woman has a Uterine prolapse (uterus falls out of the vagina), but she's white trash and keeps shoving it back up inside herself with hopes of popping out another kid.
"Damnit Cathy, you sneezed and your puss popped out and it looks like a wet sleeping bag!"

"Damnit Karen, put your wet sleeping bag away, the floors wet again... grab a mop!"

"While golfing yesterday, Tina left a wet sleeping bag in the porta poty."
by 39TWA07 September 25, 2020
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