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shock-therapy

Using something powerfully persausive to bring someone to your side.
A smith and wesson is a great tool for shock-therapy.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
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shock site

A site that is created for offending/shocking or otherwise to gross out people with a repeating pornographic/gay porn/eating poop or other gross animation. Most shock sites does not contain bad words on its URL that will make people suspect that is a bad site. People send shock sites to their friends to trick them. The most common way is to say "free PowerPoint templates, go to www.pressurespot.com." Some sites redirects to shock sites, some viruses/JavaScript hijack your home page to a shock site. Meatspin is a shock site with full of links for other shock sites. There are also tubgirl, creampie, lemonparty.org.
I think shock sites are just funny so I sent the links to random people.
by SandaimeSpaceMan March 3, 2008
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Berocca shock

The brief moment of panic when you do a bright orange piss having completely forgotten that you took a Berocca.
'I think my kidneys may have shut down. I had a lot to drink yesterday and my piss is bright yellow...'
'Don't panic, this sounds like a possible case of Berocca shock.'
'ah yes...'
by scarramanga October 6, 2009
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Orchestra shock

The moment when a soloist first plays a piece with a full orchestra and has his/her mind blown by the incredible sound. Usually accompanying symptoms include soiling of pants in response to said sound.
Guy 1: Hey what's wrong with Bill?
Guy 2: He just finished playing a piano concerto with an orchestra and he's still recovering from orchestra shock.
by ~AContributor~ December 4, 2011
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Speaker Shock

The complete numbness and paralysis caused upon sudden realisation that you still have your speaker volume turned up loudly.

This realisation usually comes when the following occurs:

a) The windows shutdown theme plays
b) You roll over a movie trailer advert
c) You decide to watch some porn

When Speaker Shock is engaged, the victim feels the need to blindly press ANYTHING, be it connected to the computer or not, in order to get it to stop.
Oh man, I got total Speaker Shock after playing Team Fortress last night, when I decided to toss the salad. My mom was in the next room!
by stereo_world February 11, 2009
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shot shocked

The rigid pose an individual assumes after being ejaculated on.
“Allie was super shot shocked after I busted my nut all over her last night.”
by macsam98 June 2, 2021
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Hillary shock

The thought of Hillary being President that scare you so much it puts you in shock.
The presidential debate with Hillary and Trump put me in Hillary shock.
by Secret mic secret November 8, 2017
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