shnargon

The combination of jargon and shananagins.

I'm over his shnargon.

by shalyce December 24, 2007

Shlurgen

the partner of "shwing" whereas "shwing" is defined as the proper action for hot chicks. Shlurgen is used when you are not sure if said woman turns you on or not.

"hey, what do you think of that girl at the bar?"
"...*crotch pump* Shlurgen"

by Crowshadow June 13, 2009

Shlarm

n.

Large pseudo-chops that aggressive, defined chiquitas grow as some kind of statement to the system.

I see her majesty's invincible ascendy-christ has decided to once, again, assert her shlarm-warns.

by Noch-Thail January 9, 2010

slargapotamus

A mystical beast of methods that have eluded the science of taxonomy as well as it may have tried in all its quotidian endeavors.

Though the slargapotamus is a generally furtive creature but may expose itself in a flash only to vanish back into the penumbra from where it came. Its methods are such that it eludes all facile beings.

by Eve Stirwin The First December 8, 2009

Shlarching

Shlarching is a verb that comes from an act most commonly used during SCAT sex, when seminal fluid or cum is sucked from the female participants vagina, in a pig like eating fashion after the act of borud.

The newlyweds celebrated their union with a thundercats marathon, SCAT sex, borud, followed by his shlarching.

by the most gross October 8, 2011

shlagging

shop-lagging
when you go into a store with either,

a) no intention of buying anything
b) no money to buy anything with
just to waste time (i.e. waiting for your friend/a bus/direct deposit to go through)

shlagging can happen unintentionally as well, if one intends on buying, but ends up not purchasing for any reason.

"I wanted that new phone, but they are out of stock, this turned into a shlagging trip."

by heartfuldodger August 6, 2016

Shlag

Means you have a long list of people that you wish to shag

she has a shlag list

by Sullifany November 29, 2016