shaftstroke

A fictious character that has recently dominated the Wii circuit. His shaft-like nose, gaudy eyebrows, and uncharacteristic shape makes him the ultimate Wii machine. Whether it is serving up aces, knockin' home eagles, or goin' yard; he represents what is good in the Wii World. Shaftstroke cannot be duplicated nor can he be shakin. Shaftstroke nails roughly 800 ladies a year, all types: slants, colored, whites, you name it he has hit it. So next time you are tipping grandpa's cough medicine back with your mates, say HI HO!! and drink one for Shaftstroke's Unparalleled dominance of both Wii and Bird.

Shaft, Stroke, shape, Wii, Nintendo, ladies, horny, ass beater, tennis pro. Shaftstroke dominates Wii and pussy from all regions around the the world.

by JLuc April 18, 2008

Shattercannon Pocket Punch

Named after a combination of scattergun and alabama hot pocket.

An alabama hot pocket is performed on a girl and then she punches her pelvic region, causing a splatter of shat to shoot out of her vagina, like a poopy sawn off shotgun.

She decorated the wall with a Shattercannon Pocket Punch.

by rogan? March 2, 2012

william shattner

the emotion of being shattered, upset, disgruntled, disappointed, angry, pissed off, e.t.c.

that mo-fo was william shattner when he found an adam's apple on the swamp donkey that dragged him home

by darryharry December 23, 2008

Battle Shafts

A two or more player game, preferably two, guys whack eachother off and whoever comes first, looses.

D-Wreck:Dude, lets play battle shafts!(said in a really intense powerful tone)
Falex: OK!
*time......*
Falex: Damnit D-Wreck! You always win this game!

by Janebaby May 8, 2009

shattered

A person who is very high from smoking marijuana, often looks very tired

John was so shattered after hitting that fatty bowl.

by krank the ram May 2, 2010

Shatas

pron: SHA - TAS
origin: Bed-sty, NYC
to get shot down i.e; "to get the shatas"

Harry walks up to Sally for the digits, returns with his tail btw his legs, he got the "shatas."

Bob walks to the grocery store to buy beer but the store is closed, he returns empty handed and says, "Shatas"

by Lee Van June 23, 2006

shats weak

a school appropriate way of saying, shit is weak like on grandmas boy, usually used sarcasticlly

track coach: how far did you throw the shotput today?
karl: 45 feet
me: shats weak!

by cameron cowger March 16, 2008