Swanson's disease

A disease similar to Parkinson's disease
Swanson's disease has 5 stages, each stage getting progressively worse until you reach stage 5, where you lose the ability to make wise financial decisions
Stage 1 symptoms: Mild shaking in both hands. Engineering Textbooks become especially hard to read.
Stage 2 symptoms: A higher degree of shaking in all limbs. Loss of general motor control
Stage 3 symptoms: Similar to Parkinson's disease, loss of motor function

Stage 4 symptoms: Engineering prowess exceeds all others, reverts to stage 1 symptom

Stage 5 symptoms: The victim has the urge to form a lacklustre engineering company. Designs wall sockets with structural beams running through the centre

Fred: 'Did you hear about Han's diagnosis of Stage 5 Swanson's disease?'
Mogus: 'oh dear'

by Wade&co Representative June 26, 2022

Suansonfon

A really nice looking “toto” a.k.a pussy. Dominicans tend to usually scream SUANSONFON prior to ejaculating.”

“Damn stacey thats a beautiful SUANSONFON! Like wow!”
“Mamaciata dont stop…oh,…oh SUANSONFON”
“All i want to eat is SUANSONFON in my life“

by DIRTY FILTHY MAX August 11, 2022

shanonlingo

Shanonlingo is the best app in the world. You get experiences you can't see in any other app or website. Shanonlingo will make you so happy and won't shame you for not keeping up with streak as our competitors do.

You:what's shanonlingo?
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by Shanonlingo associates June 6, 2023

ben swanson

A stupid fuckin farmer that gets drunk off 1 IPA has a micro penis that eventually morphs into a vagina that gets pounded by his incest dad.

Wow ben swansons a fucking faggot.

by IM A RUNNING BACK February 10, 2018

The Swanson’s

A group of people dedicated to the gym, they exercise every morning together, as their muscles grow, so do their friendships!

Did you see the Swanson’s at the gym this morning? They were building muscle and their friendships!

by Darth Swanson February 25, 2020

The Shannon

Sandwich made especially on St. Patricks Day consisting of corned beef between two slices of Irish Soda Bread. It's named after the Shannon river in Ireland as well as Mary Shannon, the grandmother of the man who invented the sandwich.

The first thing I did at the pub on Paddy's day was to order The Shannon and a pint of Guinness!!!

by IrishMikey March 20, 2021

Reverse Swansoned

When the bad luck fan of the home team shows up to the game in the opposing game's jersey and roots for the non-home team effectively reversing the bad luck and dooming to the opponents to a Cleveland Browns level of bad luck and losing.

That fan that Swansoned us last week, showed up again this week wearing the other teams jersey and our team won the game with some really freaky lucky plays. He totally reverse Swansoned them!!!!

by Squad game January 10, 2022