shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time

no longer have the will to live

“my shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time”

“im so sorry, please buy more (buy more means gain the will to live)”

by glyz December 11, 2022

Shampoo banana

a much better version of champaign urbana. only true townies and members of illini-nation are allowed to use this word. it has origins in 410 E Healey, the social circles of green street, and the elite socialites of Kams and Lion.

Sam: Are you from Champaign or Urbana?
Nick: No, I'm from Shampoo banana
Ani: I'm moving out

by sid6969 October 27, 2021

Cunt Shampoo

Beer.

I lathered myself with some cunt shampoo...

by Mylo Johnson January 14, 2022

Soggy shampoo

The lube of true smart people

When i jack of i use soggy shampoo

by Not soggyshampoo October 05, 2020

3andoko shampoo ??

a popular trend in egypt in which you are required to reply with "la m3ndna4"

"3andoko shampoo ?? -la m3ndna4 omal 3ndoko eh?? dbad4eeb?? -ahhh dbad4eeb"

by marshallee April 24, 2021

work shampoo

Shampoo you leave at work to wash your clip in hair extensions that you are still wearing from the night before for a last minute happy hour randevu with a new boo.

Why do you have shampoo at work?
It’s my work shampoo.

by Ginap September 02, 2022

Adiorondack Shampoo

introducing your Louisville Slugger to some body's skull

Oh man did you see John pull the adiorondack shampoo on Drake's face?

by Bullitt2845 February 13, 2010