no longer have the will to live
“my shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time”
“im so sorry, please buy more (buy more means gain the will to live)”
“im so sorry, please buy more (buy more means gain the will to live)”
by glyz December 11, 2022
Get the shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same timemug. A medieval form of torture commonly favoured in the Roman times which combines briny tuna chunks with Radox Coral Reef. When added to the prisoners hair it would make them instantly undesirable to any potential sexual conquests
by Bent Galaxy November 23, 2021
Get the Tuna Shampoomug. Tight camera view. Making sure the people in your teleconference or Zoom can only see your head and shoulders.
Jeffrey Toobin should have kept his webcam in Shampoo Mode during that call. And his unit in his pants.
by Dr Night October 21, 2020
Get the Shampoo Modemug. Tight camera view. Making sure the people in your teleconference or Zoom can only see your head and shoulders.
Jeffrey Toobin should have kept his webcam in Shampoo Mode during that call. And his unit in his pants.
by Dr Night October 21, 2020
Get the Shampoo Modemug. This happen when a girl proceeds to wash your dick with her mouth resulting in a Saliva Shampoo. When the job is down she should be able to see her reflection on your cock.
by SLR474 July 27, 2024
Get the Spit Shampoomug. by Hairgod:p November 25, 2021
Get the Shampoomug. A) A type of soap used to clean your body/hair in the shower
B) The shit that 12 year old boys that are noobies to jackin use as lube, resulting in multiple friction burns, torn skin, and extreme burning on the dick because the shampoo is in the burns and cuts. DONT USE SHAMPOO AS LUBE.
B) The shit that 12 year old boys that are noobies to jackin use as lube, resulting in multiple friction burns, torn skin, and extreme burning on the dick because the shampoo is in the burns and cuts. DONT USE SHAMPOO AS LUBE.
by TexasTittyTantrumTeardown May 6, 2019
Get the Shampoomug.