Shaming the Pipe

Talking dirty to your penis while beating it like it owes you money.

My boss caught be "shaming the Pipe" in the bathroom. I called it a "Thorin Dickenshield, the adventurous dwarf"

by ZaphoddZero March 17, 2021

Shamina

Street slang name for methamphetamine. Primarily used on the back roads of Banta, Ca.

Fuckface: "what's the shamina sitch looking like? Should I re cop?"

by Daborious "DirtyBeard" Black March 8, 2022

Blonde Shaming

Blonde Shaming is: Being critical of blonde haired people by use personal opinion(s), or to utilize stereotypes (like) dumb blonde, too blonde, so blonde, blonde moment, etc. Can insinuate improper color (natural or artificial) or lack of intelligence based on hair color; an attitude of shame towards blonde hair people. Blonde shaming is a form of body shaming.

Blonde shaming can also be Shade Shame: what is "best" for them: bleached, natural, "wrong" or "incorrect" tonality. "You are too blonde, it washes you out!" or "Your blonde is yellow, it can't be natural" or "Your hair isn't natural!"

Lack of intelligence: dumb blonde

by 6 ft Blonde July 27, 2013

Uber-shaming

When you successfully convince your friends to take Uber instead of the subway like peasants.

James: Yo, u wanna meet at the train at 11?
Tony: Shit man, u finna drop hundies on bottles n u cant spend for a cab??
James: U rite fam, my bad. Lemme order that Uber

Tony: Hunnit. Next time lets do without dat Uber-shaming tho

by Dictiontony January 14, 2017

Major Shaming

When people (family members, older friends, old people in general) talk crap about the major you choose in college.

Ex. #1- You're an English major! You'll never get a job with that!
Ex. #2- You're an Education major, you won't make any money in that field.
Ex. #3- We all know Liberal arts majors aren't going anywhere.

Person 1- You aren't gonna get a job with that major.
Person 2- wow that's major shaming.

by Moustasch34 April 20, 2017

fun shaming

When someone shames you for having too much fun under the influence

GF - "you are so embarrassing when we go out, you always get too wild"
BF - "you're always trying to make me feel bad for having too much at the bar, so what if I'm drunk? I'm having a good time! Stop fun shaming me!

by El Gato Diablo Loco July 15, 2017

data shaming

When someone is ridiculed for taking up an unnecessarily large portion of a shared data plan — ex. a phone family plan, a shared file system at work, etc.

Bridget was subject to data shaming at work after our boss realized she had been hoarding 9 GB of high-resolution photos in her inbox.

by xDrewB November 15, 2017