Scorpio

Scorpios are one of the clumsiest signs out there. They will fall on their face over and over again but as long as they don’t cry, they’re fine. They hate being pitied too. If a Scorpio feels like someone’s treating them differently or feeling sorry, they will say something. Scorpios are also hopeless romantics. They won’t admit it, but they’re always dreaming of having the perfect relationship or boy/girlfriend. Lastly, Scorpios won’t give a shit if you talk about them behind their back or be rude, but they remember every word you spoke, every encounter and will make sure to never forget.

Person: Are you okay girl?
Person 2: bruh am I crying

Person: oh yeah. Ur a Scorpio

by Its2021bitches January 4, 2021

Scorpio

A 4 door car built by Ford Europe.
Panned by critics as being to radical and American looking, now every car follows its groundbreaking design.

Available in 4 door and estate, with a 2.0, 2.3, 2.9 and 2.9 24V engines and a host of standard features

Be sure to look aw www.fordscorpio.co.uk to see outstanding examples of this truly wonderful vehicle

The Scorpio was introduced by Ford on 1st October 1994 and it's perhaps an understatement that it didn't go down too well. The Press had a field day with it's unusual front end styling and in the Saloon version at least it's bustle rear end.

by Nic Watson April 25, 2005

scorpion dick

a dick in which is curved up into the direction of the belly button. (this shape of the dick is physically impossible)

Shut up you have a scorpion dick.

by butt pluggz February 19, 2009

Scorpius Malfoy

The Son Of Draco Malfoy And Astoria Greengrass. He Is Usually Paired With Rose Weasly Daughter Of Ron And Herimone.

Rose; Scorpius Malfoy is freakin Hot
Lily; Calm The Hell Down
Rose; Why He is Sexy

by MorganIsSoWeird May 3, 2009

scorpion

A member of the arachnid family, one of the oldest and most successful groups of animals on this planet. In fact, some think the first animal to leave the sea was an arachnid. Scorpions have lobster-like claws and a tail which arches forward over their backs, ends in a sting. It's that sting which means they are feared and detested, but in fact only a small minority of scorpions are dangerously venomous. Scorpions live in a variety of environments, from tropical to desert regions. As a rule, species with larger and stronger-looking pincers tend to be safer. For example, scorpions like the Emporer Scorpion, Black Forest Scorpion (a guest on 'Clive Anderson Talks Back') and Egyptian Gold Scorpion are safe to handle and are kept as pets. Meanwhile, the Death Stalker and Fat-tailed Scorpions (which have small, narrow pincers), are dangerously venomous. The earliest known scorpion fossils are something like 400 million years old. Two ancient scorpions, Brontoscorpio and Gigantoscorpio, are thought to have each been a metre in length. Whenever I watch a scorpion, I can't help feeling I'm viewing the events of 400 million years ago.

An Emporer Scorpion called Spike, looked large and dramatic, was harmless to humans. Within in few years she had become a grandmother. RIP Spike, and her family, the last of whom died a couple of years ago

by Stormsworder November 16, 2006

scorpion whip

Performing an upper decker while being blown by a goat. This technique was pioneered by J. M. during a work related trip.

They give the phattest scorpion whips in the world down Longview, TX.

by Jerry Raffe February 12, 2005

Scorpion Men

Creatures with one top half of it human and the other half scorpion. Often depicted in Sumerian and other early Mesopotamian art, they were armed with stingers and bows and arrows that never missed the target. One of them did help Giglamesh get to the Land of the Dead.

*Scorpion Men scramper by*

Nerd: "Did you see Scorpion men walk by?"

Jock: "Are you imagining this shit again?"

by Sasquatch_Rebel May 2, 2008