Thought scorpion

A fake term used to trick boomers

Hey have you heard about Thought Scorpions? Boomer: No. You: L

by Person9876543212 October 19, 2022

Scorpion King

Scorpion King is a gay person who likes to lick boys balls. He is a twat who likes eating dumplings. He fills them up in his mouth so he can spit them at boys.

Johnny: are you a scorpion king

Dave: screw you jackass

by Gayfaggut89 June 22, 2018

Rusty King Scorpion

When a couple is fuckin' on the beach, the guy digs a small hole. the guy sticks his penis in the hole, and then he puts it back into the girl, in whichever hole he seems fit.

hey man, u ever heard of a rusty king scorpion.

yeah, i did it to your mom last night.

were in south dakota.

...fuck you

by littleBasini December 13, 2012

Scorpion

To kick someone down the stairs and make their legs go over their head.

I'm going to make Brandon scorpion down the stairs.

by Ashteg January 6, 2019

Scorpion

“Scorpion” is a name given to repressed homosexual men who often exhibit an extremely homophobic exterior, but really love to get bent over and stung from behind.

Hey why is Tom so homophobic?
Oh man, don’t worry about him, that’s just an act.

Really?
Yeah man, he even calls himself “Scorpion”, he just does to assess the crowd.

by Karl.the watchman September 27, 2020

Scorpion deep throat

When a female eats a dick and the ball sack all the way down her throat until she gagging and vomiting on his dick.

My man said "hit me w/that scorpion deep throat. I placed his huge dick inside my mouth while making sure to be able to gently reach down my throat. When I got to the bottom of his penis I added in his balls until I gagged and even vomited on his penis. It made me hot, horny, and hungry for more.

by @hottieonwheelz November 13, 2021

Scorpion

“Scorpion” is a name given to repressed homosexual men who often exhibit an extremely homophobic exterior, but really love to get bent over and stung from behind.

Hey why is Tom so homophobic?
Oh man, don’t worry about him, that’s just an act.

Really?
Yeah man, he even calls himself “Scorpion”, he just does to assess the crowd.

by Karl.the watchman September 27, 2020