schmesty

A popular term in Melbourne that refers to a man who dates younger women.

Jakob had a schmesty feeling about the younger girl in front of him.

by Mr Russel deez nuts May 20, 2025

Pwnzi Scheme

Pwning someone so bad that the only equivalent would be what Bernie Madoff did to his clients

Did you see my score in that game? Total pwnzi schemed that noob.

by Made off with jillions January 8, 2010

original scheme boul

To be, or act, in any way as Billy Gordon.

Hey (Billy Gordon), you're the original scheme boul.

by JNeilson January 27, 2014

boob schemer

A female individual who partially exposes their breasts in order to receive attention from a male

(Boob schemer)

"Hey did notice Ashley's boob scheming with Brad? Yeah them tits were lit"

by cactusneedswater November 28, 2016

Gavin Scheesly

Gavin is very popular for "accidently" bringing a knife to school and kids screaming his name OHHHHH SCHEESLY at the top of their lungs and a certain girl wearing his jersey.

All the lic: Robbie scream sheeesly

Robbie: OHHHHHH GAVIN SCHEESLY FUCK ME
Girl in PAWS: You guys are so immature

by Igloo motha fucker May 25, 2019

assforgas scheme

The latest of internet scams happening on all the sites. The scammer could be a young lady catfishing the scammee/ victim or it might even be a Dude who has stolen photos of a hot chick and he is pretending to be that hot chick. The scammer draws you into an apparent online relationship and can't wait to meet you for sex or a "Hot time" together. The only problem is they don't have money to buy gas to get to a place where you can meet. They always have an excuse why you can't come to their place directly... usually for their own security. They press you to put money on a cash card and if you do you never hear from them again or you get 100 different excuses about why they didn't show up. They will even go so far as to pretend that they had a wreck on the way to see you and will send you photos of themselves in a hospital bed. Some will ask for a game card for the fake kids they supposedly are looking after and say it is to keep them busy while you have sex in the other room.

I was sure she was the one ... but it just turned out to be an assforgas scheme.

by RJ Miller July 13, 2023

Dasani Scheme

The Dasani Scheme is when public (usually outdoor) events sell Dasani waters only or advertise more than other brands of bottled water. There is actually larger amounts of sodium (salt) in Dasani’s water than other bottled water brands. Can also be referred to as a Dasani Scam.

Person 1: “Ugh, I went to the State Fair yesterday by myself and saw an entire family of eight fall for the fair’s shamefully obvious Dasani Scam.”

Person 2: “Wow, they really fell into the Dasani Scheme”

by roach.baddie November 5, 2023