person who is generally a douche bag doesnt know how to do much on his own but loves telling people what to do,extremely inconsiderate and will steal fom you while belittleing you if he owes he wont pay basically a rat bastard
guy 1: man ive been busting my ass for 2 weeks and when it was pay day that assclown russel made up an excuse to not pay he does this every pay day
guy2: what a schmargun ass nigga
guy2: what a schmargun ass nigga
by yeahyeahyeah1 June 23, 2010
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by Disapointed January 9, 2011
Get the Schnarf Sgt Stephens mug.Schartt refers to explosive drunken diarhhea that often does not end up in the toilet and all over a person's possessions.
Who has been schartting on my bed spread?
Greg schartted all over my grandmother's heirloom quilt. What a jerk.
Last night I was so drunk I schartted all over my bath mat.
Greg schartted all over my grandmother's heirloom quilt. What a jerk.
Last night I was so drunk I schartted all over my bath mat.
by wordyliz January 14, 2011
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Get the Schlarkadark mug.A being that possesses the attributes of someone with a great deal of luck, sliminess, and charm and could probably get away with murder.
Ah, Ben, you're such a fucking schmarfter for getting laid even though you were covered in piss, good work you schmarfter!
by schmarftycunt November 17, 2013
Get the Schmarfter mug.obesely overdramatic woman who has the stench of a cow mostly referred to as a dragon and also scared every man she's ever met away but they come back to her cause she's light skin with good hair
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Get the scharnell mug.A carved or formed statue, grotesque, or chimera depicting a scholar or other highly esteemed individual in the academic world. Schargoyles are placed near the eaves of a library (or any other structures of advanced learning) to convey knowledge off the roof and away from the sides of the building. They have also been used as decoration in many esteemed universities.
The schargoyle kept a stony vigil from the roof of the library.
Brad would often stop to glance at the many schargoyles that perched high above on their learned precipices.
Brad would often stop to glance at the many schargoyles that perched high above on their learned precipices.
by The Grigori January 11, 2015
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