smeef

A queef where semen shoots out of the vagina; a semen queef.

Semen + queef = Smeef

1. "I knew she was cheating on me when I went down on her and she smeefed all over my face."

2. "You can't smeef in here, you'll take somebody's eye out!"

by Scrappy McSmeefy January 19, 2009

Skeefo

A small, generally filthy neighborhood grocery store. Derived from the Italian word, 'schifo', meaning 'disgusting'.

Cigarettes are only five dollars at the Skeefo on the corner.

by Ray Gerena June 15, 2007

Smeef

A word that means absolutely nothing but is fun to say, usually referring to another person or friend.
It is also what a smurf's queef is called.

"yo smeef, did you hear that smurf's smeef just now"

by buttsnstuff November 1, 2016

sneef

When a pussy sneezes.. something like an explosive queef

"I was going down on my girl last night, until she suddenly sneefed all over my face!"

by zaineo February 13, 2008

sneef

A Dutch word that combines the two words: snol & teef.
snol is the Dutch word for slut
teef is the Dutch word for bitch

je vriendin is een sneef.
Your girlfriend is a sneef.

by Tosser From Losser September 19, 2006

Skeef

Commonly associated with the dirty little town of Keighley- the term Skeef applies to its foulest residents (99% of the population). The term can however apply to any number of people generally called chavs, kevs etc. For some reason the term doesn't seem to spread further away from Keighley than the nearest couple of towns. This is possibly because no one from outside the area has seen a Skeef. This simple cratures become easily confused when they get further from Keighley than the catchment area of the 662 bus route.

Skeef- a dirty trappy type who's hobbies include fighting, drinking, then fighting again.

by Tibolticus May 19, 2008

Sceneformer

Someone who has a changing personality, depending on who is around them. Usually one of the "cool kids" at school. Worst kind of person

1) In the morning Josh (a member of the "cool kids") has a normal conversation with Peter. Later on during the day, Peter says hello to him while he is with all his friends and Josh responds with "Shut up faggot, don't talk to me gimp". Peter thinks to him self: "WHAT A SCENEFORMER!"

2) Guy see's a girl who is about to walk past them, as she passes Guy proceeds to start pretending to box his friend.

by ComicalJunkie November 10, 2011