One who has been fooled into thinking that a stripper is leaving with him, then proceeds to loiter in the parking lot while she has already left out the back door into her boyfriends' car.
valet #1: "what's with that guy?"
valet #2: " oh, he's waiting for candice."
valet #1: " she just left with her man."
valet #2: " yeah, just another stripper stalker!"
valet #2: " oh, he's waiting for candice."
valet #1: " she just left with her man."
valet #2: " yeah, just another stripper stalker!"
by D-Town Doug-e-Fresh February 27, 2009
The condition a man gets when he first sees a woman and knows that he must have her regardless of what it takes or costs, much like the feeling of seeing the hottest stripper and knowing you must get her to grind all over you. This is a temporary condition that can only be rectified by sleeping with the girl.
Dude 1: You see that hot girl there by the bar?
Dude 2: Yeah what about her?
Dude 1: I've got a total stripper crush on her. I must have her.
Dude 2: Yeah what about her?
Dude 1: I've got a total stripper crush on her. I must have her.
by Valpo Law February 23, 2012
The dirt and grimey film that is left on your body after a oiled up stripper has grinded all over you.
by Curlitup July 25, 2014
Ed only had a twenty dollar bill to pay for the cigarettes he was buying and the cashier gave him back some stripper chow for change.
by Spin Sycle October 30, 2007
I have a stripper's fortune in my back pocket
by Avarix January 16, 2009
Strippers Mouth, n. - The clogged, strep sensation in a womans throat the day after she has given a deep blowjob.
Natasha: So how was last night with your new boyfriend?
Trish: Oh god it was terrible, it shoved it in my mouth deep and now i think I have strippers mouth
Trish: Oh god it was terrible, it shoved it in my mouth deep and now i think I have strippers mouth
by Legit, BabaBryan July 14, 2010
by Nate June 09, 2003