vanity strength

The appearance of having great strength, but really having the strength of a sick nine year school girl.

Person 1: Did you see how strong Tom got over the summer.
Person 2: Ugh. It’s vanity strength. He helped me move and couldn’t even pick up a box of clothes.

Person 1: Man what a bitch.

by That+guy November 4, 2017

functional strength

Girls that claim they go to the gym because they do Pilates classes and spin. Great for cardio but unable to lift their own body weight. Most girls lack. Will likely get them killed if they encounter a natural disaster. No way of holding on to something, or pulling themselves to safety. Likely to get a man with good functional strength killed by trying to aid the damsel in distress.

I broke my back trying to save that bird from the Tsunami! I thought she said she went to the gym 5 days a week! She’s got no functional strength!

by Uncle-ted April 21, 2018

Fap Strength

Muscle strength you gain from masturbating

Well after masturbating 36 times in a row I think I gained some Fap Strength

by Chase Farnham June 13, 2018

Enthusiast Strength

A whisky released at an ABV of 45-50%, which is stronger than the bare minimum of 40% ABV. Higher strength results in a richer taste but without the bite of stronger cask strength whisky. For whisky enthusiasts.

Tired of bland, watered-down whiskey, Jim ordered an enthusiast strength whiskey, which rich yet not overpowering, and was exactly what he was looking for.

by DrinkTheBest October 29, 2018

stencil-strength

Refers to da durability/longevity of da oilboard material used to make spray-paint symbols.

I never purchase "bargain-basement" lettering--kits, since I find that they are usually sorely lacking in stencil-strength... sure, the "pro-grade" kits do indeed cost more, but they tend to last a lot longer and consistently produce sharp-edged paint-markings for many years.

by QuacksO March 24, 2019

Yeet Strength

Yeet strength is a kind of strength bestowed upon one from the Gods. It is an unlimited, outsourced power that is only to be used when absolutely deemed necessary

Ex. 1: Susan saw a girl talking to her boyfriend, “yeet strength” was immediately enabled and she slapped the shit outta that bitch

Ex. 2: “omg! I saw Susan at the bar last night and she yeet strength slapped the shit outta a girl who was talking to Jimmy”

by YeetGod3001 July 5, 2019

Puckerhole Strength

The strength at which a butthole can clench.

"I promised my boyfriend I wouldn't shit on the birthing table because I have great puckerhole strength."

by Primrue<3 March 26, 2020