"I promised my boyfriend I wouldn't shit on the birthing table because I have great puckerhole strength."
by Primrue<3 March 27, 2020
An Amazing girl who can scare anyone off with her extreme...... odd-ness. She has the LAMEST of jokes, and is a crazy dancer. A makena may be able to sing, but usually sounds like a dying bird. Yes, is usually armed with either a chainsaw or a packet of ketchup. Dont you wish you could be a Makena? Yeah, you do.
by Primrue<3 February 05, 2010