Gout-standing

Adjective conveying cynical elation; most useful towards someone fishing for compliments referring to something boring, unimpressive or visually offensive.

Fredward: Do you guys like this pool of puss I made? It came out of this enormous pustule on my knee here!

Leonard: WOW, your knee and pool of puss are both gout-standing Fred.

by Ley2Lo February 9, 2010

Last man standing

When you're the last one at the party who hasn't either passed out or left.

Yo, how was the party last night?
It was fun, I was the last man standing though.

by Maggyisswaggy October 11, 2018

69 Standing

This is where the guys stands against the wall facing away from it and holds the girl upside down against him while eating her pussy and she sucks his dick.

I almost broke my neck last night doing the 69 Standing.

by Badbytch November 13, 2018

fart is still standing

When you fart and you walk away from it for a while but evertime you pass that section the fart is still lingering in the same exact spot.

joe:*farts*
kuro:ew D:
Joe: *walks away from fart* 8
kuro: walks away
Joe: *goes to the bathroom*
*2 mins later*
kuro: *passes spot joe was staning in* holy sit dude yer fart is still standing here!

by wee396 March 18, 2009

fall asleep standing up

Term used to show how difficult a task is, or the amount of time something would require.

I’d have to fall asleep standing up to teach that girl to be DTF. So fuckin prude, it would take forever…

I ate so much pizza hut today, I’d have to fall asleep standing up to burn off all the calories.

by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009

Freestyle Standing

What one does when they are too drunk to engage in normal standing. Characterized by odd, often gravity defying moves, while at least one foot remains firmly planted

Man, last night Rose came home from the PTO so trashed on Mad Dog that she was in the freestyle standing championships.

by 1veryangrybuddhist March 2, 2011

Balls Standing For What They Believe In

When a man remains faithful in the midst of temptation from an attractive woman.

It's not easy, but my balls standing for what they believe in.

by MARCISMS October 12, 2020