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phase shift

1. after receiving a text, intentionally waiting a certain period of time to text back to make it seem like one is either too busy, not interested, or just not over-eager.

2. when on tour, driving a few extra hours in the van on the way to the show in order to avoid the sunrise shift on the upcoming overnight drive.
1. "this crazy chick i hooked up with has been texting me non-stop so i've been phase shifting to slow her ass down."

2. "pull the fucking van over kevin i know you are fucking phase shifting right now you fucker."
by TeddyPendergass January 14, 2010
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Red-Shift

An overdose of viagra. Enough that your penis bulges at almost twice its normal size and almost bursts. It is called 'red-shift', as all the blood shifts into that dick. A play on the physicist term, which is the changing frequency of light.
Ah shit, I feel light-headed. 4 pills was too many. I think I'm gettin' a red-shift.
by Fat Rat n' Crumpets March 15, 2019
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Dead man's shift

The shift within a night watch covering from midnight until dawn or midnight until 04:00 in modern forces.

Generally regarded as the worst shift to draw, as it combines the least sleep with the highest fatigue and the highest risk of attacks.
The attack came around 2am with only a lone guard on the dead man's shift snoring in the command room.
by CircularLogic June 2, 2011
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shift knob

Noun: The object at the end of a shift lever in a manual transmission car, usually made from vinyl, leather, or metal, depending on either the manufacturer's or owner's taste.
That shift knob is pure bling.
My new shift knob is lighter and helps me shift gears better.
by celicaman November 26, 2006
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shift plus one

an alternative to literally pushing shift + 1 to produce an explanation mark. used to piss off noobs who cant talk internet slang.
ha ha. We pwned u noobs SHIFT PLUS ONE SHIFT PLUS ONE
by Lewis Smith February 26, 2007
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semiflex

some sort of genius.....
"hey you see that bloke, he is a right semiflex"
"is he?"
"yeahh he is"
"ohh"
by semicirclew February 18, 2008
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Shift-Slip

When you try to press the ! key on your computer a billion times, and it looks something like this: !!!!!!1111
Oh Man!!!!!11 i just sent message on facebook and accidentally shift-slipped, they're all goin' to think I'm a noob!!!!!111
by S_BIRKO September 4, 2009
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