The immaculate sasquatch

A sexual act in which one partner (preferably a male above the age of 50 with a deep scratchy voice) puts on a Sasquatch costume with a hole in the genital region. The male proceeds to take viagra in order to get as hard as possible then slips his cock into the hole. Then proceeds to grab the partner by the hips and throw them up in the air as high as possible. The male then Thrusts his hips in an upward fashion to catch his partner anally with his penis.

Fuck! I can’t believe my cock is bent from failing the immaculate sasquatch last night.

by Iffyclover September 16, 2019

Flying Sasquatch

An evolved form of sasquatch that has gained the abiltiy to levitate at will.

Its a bird,its a plane, no its a Flying Sasquatch.

by Chrisopher Gonzalez November 9, 2007

messin' with sasquatch

to entertain the advances of an unattractive, beastly woman, usually at a bar or club. Often influenced by the later hours of the night when beer goggles are in full effect. Also usually followed by a buddy coming in to save you by whatever means necessary. The phrase is rooted in a popular national Beef Jerky commercial.

"Look at Brent over there at the bar! He's messin with sasquatch! somebody go save him!"

OR

"Dude, who was that hideous girl you were talking to last night?"

"I don't know man, whenever I drink to much I always end up messin' with sasquatch"

by DeePeezy December 12, 2007

Messin' with Sasquatch

The act of touching or coming in contact with an extra hairy vagina.

Do you like Messin' with Sasquatch?

by Yetti Master September 13, 2009

billingsgate sasquatch

euph; anything that is large, greasy, covered in hair and reeks of fish.

when little miss muffet showed me her tuffet, i didn't expect it to be the billingsgate sasquatch.

by Max Biggins May 3, 2006

London Sasquatch

Having sex with a old british lady with a hairy vagina, preferably in her 90's and on her death bed

Hey bro sorry about your grandma

Don't worry she got her dying wish

Really? What was it

Doing the old London sasquatch on her

by Barkleyman05 March 31, 2016

Lying Sasquatch

Lying Sasquatch is a horrible evil shameless creature, whom waved its evil eye at us yelling Fake new,. This awful thing is also know as Sarah (Huckabee) Sanders, it came from Mike Huckabee

Who is Lying Sasquatch talking At with each eye

by Socialassassain September 13, 2019