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republican

1) a self-righteous christian fundamentalist who believes that "freedom of religion" doesn't apply to people who aren't also christian fundamentalists

2) someone who believes that education doesn't need to be properly funded but 2 wars over oil do

3) someone who bitches about the ridiculous deficit that has accrued over the past 8 years under a fanatical fundamentalist (refer to definition 1) while pushing for increased support of 2 of the most expensive wars this country has ever undertaken

4) someone who doesn't fully understand economics, but likes to pretend they do

5) someone who thinks everyone that doesn't agree with their party base is a communist, even though they don't know what a communist is

6) someone who thinks karl marx is a communist (in the soviet sense of the word)

7) someone who thinks a dentist is fit to run the texas board of education

8) someone who thinks anything that is "liberal" is wrong, regardless of historical accuracy

9) someone who still thinks their party is "the party of lincoln"
George Bush junior and senior (republicans)
Ronald Reagan (republican)
Herbert Hoover (republican)
--it said to include the word "republican"
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republicans

Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck and many other fox news dick heads are all republicans
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Trailer Park Republican

Impoverished white American whom identifies himself as a "Republican" not because of wealth or fiscal esponsibilty, but because of ignorance and/or racism. (They do not necessarily live in an actual trailer park) Some identify themselves as "Tea Party Patiots."

Also see: Republibilly
Trailer Park Republicans are:
Rush Limbaugh, glenn beck, fans. People who watch only FOX News (aka: "The Real News")
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Republican

Old white crusty people who are afraid of change.
John McCain and George W. Bush are prime examples of republicans.
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Republican workout

Going to the gym under the pretense of working out, but instead sitting in the steam room for the whole time pretending not to look at other naked guys' butts
I am feeling a chest cold coming on, think I'll stop at the Y on my way home from work today and have a republican workout.
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Jesus Republican

n. & a. 1. n. A conservative christian who believes there is one way, the right way; believes that certain behaviors or choices are unsound; sees no contradiction in their choices as they are founded in scripture. 2. a. A negative term used to describe someone who sees everything in black and white and doesn't mind pushing their agenda on anyone who opposes their paradigm.
He's such a Jesus Republican, he's always going on about how evil abortion is, but he supports the war on Iraq and thinks the death penalty is a good thing. I thought the taking of life was immoral?
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job killing Republicans

When respondents over sixty reported they could quit their jobs if they would no longer need a job, just for the Health Care it provided, Republicans decided that the new health care plan could be considered a "Job Killer".
Never mind that there would be six million jobs to then fill.........admitting that the job loss would be with lobbyists, they refused to reconsider their "Job Killing" labels and drop their attacks on decent health care for deserving Americans.

If a tax reduction plan sponsored by Republicans is, by definition, a job creating bill, we must all be as naive as sheep awaiting slaughter.
Reporter; "I hope those listening understand when the Republicans say “job killing” they simply mean that any bill sponsored by Democrats that turns out to be successful would kill jobs of lobbyists for the healthcare industry. So, if you care about America, if you care about creating jobs for healthcare lobbyists, support the job-killing bill which ends health care and thus places more people at the mercy of healthcare companies. Right?"

Rush L.; "Makes perfect sense to me...now shut up and let me go back to confusing my listeners. MORON!" 'click'

Reporter; "job killing Republicans"
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