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Remote Fight

A wrestling match between a small group of men for a remote. Usually in the dark. Bruises and open wounds are not uncommon.
A. I want to watch that show.
B. That show sucks
C. Wanna remote fight for it?
A.B.C.-REMOTE FIGHT!
by Over Roger January 8, 2009
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remoted island

The way Cee-Lo Green talks about remote islands.
"Would a trip to a remoted island ease your mind?" - Cee-Lo Green (I Want You)
by Cornbread-n-Raised December 17, 2010
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Recovery Monday

Otherwise known as Bank Holiday Monday for us Brits.

When your boss announces that a Bank Holiday Monday is coming up or you notice it on your calendar you proceed to contact your mates to arrange a massive party or pub crawl for the whole weekend, this will result in mass injury to the brain and liver forcing you to spew your guts up in your bed or couch the next day in an attempt to regain your perception of the world. This day is called recovery Monday.

Recovery Monday is a safe haven from the stresses of every day life and when announced you can't help but feel relief and anticipation for a good weekend free from the burdens of your job and the daily grind.
Man 1: Bank holiday is coming up!

Man 2: Recovery Monday is in order I think.

Man 3: Let's have it large you bunch of cunts!

Man 4: Oh no, I've got to go on a picnic with the wife and kids on Monday...

Man 1, 2 and 3: Don't forget to pack your tampons you pussy.
by Subtle- April 7, 2011
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Facial Once Removed

When one creeps into a persons home and ejaculates on their pillow.
- That creepshow gave me a facial once removed... I woke up all fucking sticky...
by LeadTrigger February 13, 2008
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remote

used to turn on or off your telivision, stereo, DVD player, etc...
by Alexius November 6, 2003
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Boomer Remover

Another name for the Corona/COVID-19 virus coined by Millennials and Generation Z-ers. The name references both the disdain that many young people have for Baby Boomers and the fact that older people are more susceptible to severe illness and death from Coronavirus.
- Hey, don't forget to wash your hands often and not touch your face."
- Oh, I'm not that scared of catching the Boomer Remover.
by pistoluhpaultje March 13, 2020
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remone

One of the most handsome men you’ll ever meet! He’s caring, protective and wise, and youthful and fun all at the same time. He admires honesty and loyalty most and his love is one of a kind. He will always be there for you no matter what if you have a place in his heart. He’s goal-driven and knows anything is possible with determination. If you have a remone, keep him by all means for he is the prize !
I love you, remone!
by Babycakes4445 September 12, 2020
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