California Pokey

Like the hokie pokie but involves a lot of weed and dildos.

Guy 1: Dude me and steve got high and did the California pokey.
Guy 2: How was it?
Guy 1: Pretty good but now my ass hurts.

by Jackturtleguy October 3, 2017

Nutella pokey

When you fuck someone in the ass and your dick has residual fecal matter on it.

Dude I totally had a Nutella pokey last night when I fucked Ashley.

by Urmomgay4liyfebruh69 September 6, 2019

the hokey pokey

a sexual act in which you perform oral on your partner while moving your legs in a circular motion while writing out "do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around" in your partners vagina, while grabbing her breasts and moving them up and down like cow utters. and (this is optional) your friend is gonna beat the shit out of his meat whilst singing the lyrics to "the hokey pokey"

jake "me and my girlfriend performed the hokey pokey last night"
kyle "thats cool, but did you ever try "the school bus"?

by Mr.DocterAids June 19, 2022

The Burkina Fason Pokey Pokey

Where you poke open your testicles via toothpick and let the inner contents bleed out, and then pee back into the ballsack

It is rumored that Kyle Rittenhouse shot up some black guys. He did, however he killed them by making them do this new procedure called The Burkina Fason Pokey Pokey.

by MoldovanWormFan26 September 8, 2023

Pokey

A penguin that lives in the Arctic Circle, often accompanied by his friends Headcheese and Mr. Nutty.

Headcheese: Pokey are you drunk on love?
Pokey: Yes. Also whiskey, but mostly love...and whiskey.

by Dark Chaos August 16, 2004

pikey kiss

A pikey kiss is when you light your cigarette on someone else's whilst both holding the cigarettes in your mouths.

Me and George did a pikey kiss the other day.

Aww, my lighter just broke, mind doing a pikey kiss?

by mollymollymolly27 December 16, 2008

touchy pokey

Any personal, hand held electronic device that is interacted with by touching or poking by hand. As in an iphone, ipod, blackberry, tablet, ipad etc.

Yo, put that touchy pokey down so we can play touchy feely.

Teacher: OK kids, please refrain from playing with your touchy pokey during instructional time.

Your touchy pokey is vibrating, do you want to get that?

by Ms. Bliss February 3, 2012