Vladimir Putin

Some thirsty ass mofo who wants world domination

Vladimir Putin: We've seized Crimea and now we've got Ukraine in our hands, nothing can stop me now from world domination, MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Secretary: Uh- Mr. Putin
Vladimir Putin: WHAT, WHAT??? Can't you see I'm having my evil moment??
Secretary: Yes Mr. Putin, but to your dismay, Ukraine is winning the war.
Vladimir Putin: I-

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 1, 2022

put-on

To suddenly use a mask of superficial personality or emotion to cover your real one, around everyone or a certain people to make them either:

1. like you

2. dislike you

3. feel sorry for you, or

4. be downright confused.

Also can be referred to as two faced.

1. Jared is such a put-on when he brings me around his guys!

2. When she started crying and feeling sorry for herself, I could tell it was a put-on.

by Xylophone September 18, 2012

put on shout

To call someone out, or talk about someone behind their back.

Yeah I know what that bitch been talking about me. She straight put me on shout!

by B.I. April 7, 2003

putana de plastica

1) a plastic bitch.

2) a mannequin-looking bitch that thinks she's all that but really she's just shit from the toilet.

that putana de plastica makes me wish i had a chainsaw! i wanna go texas chainsaw massacre on her ass!!

by betito79 June 8, 2005

Putangina

It’s a Filipino word that’s means in English booty.

But if there’s mo it’s means I’m english thick

Putangina mo bakla ako!
(Booty thick, delicious)

by Jacjacky May 29, 2018

Paton

A person or something of extreme 'cheekiness'. Often so cheeky that others are appalled.

You're being such a Paton today!

by cheekymonkeyandy November 7, 2010

ptonk

-noun
1. a person, eps. one who is good at everything.
-verb
2. to drink heavily.
3. to beat someone (usually in a sport).
4. to possess (someone or something).
5. to ruin or damage (someone or something).
-interjection
6. an exclamation; used alone or in a phrase to express ownership (of something or someone), or simply an emphasis.
-adjective
7. voluptuous.

get ptonked.
ptonk yourself!
you've been ptonked.
ptonk!

by dizzel10102935784 December 13, 2008