Procrastinating

Ironically what both you and I are doing right now! Common for long nights of studying for chemistry, math, English, Spanish, and eventually caving in to the crap that is public school and college. I am procrastinating while writing a definition of procrastinating. You were the one to look up procrastinating in the first place, so you don't even need a definition, although I gave it to you anyway.

Procrastinating: What you were doing while reading that long ass definition!

What I was doing while writing that long ass definition.

Should probably get to work now...

by CookPu69 January 15, 2014

Procrastimazing

When you have an amazing time procrastinating

How was your day today?

It was PROCRASTIMAZING!

by Procrastimazor November 1, 2011

Procrastuabating

Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await.

Jimmy was caught procrastuabating instead of doing his homework.

by VikingEdits December 8, 2011

procrasturbating

the act of rubbing one out while avoiding doing things you actually need to do.

i was supposed to be on my way to work, but i was too busy procrasturbating to hairy backs and arms fetish videos on the internet.

by ctrlfreq December 16, 2012

Procrasturbating

Wasting time by masterbating.

My girl caught me "procrasturbating" this morning.

by Troutist May 7, 2013

procrastinatin'

Putting off until tomorrow what you should be doing today because its BORING or you have a mental block or something worse (like a deep-seated fear). Solution: get over it (or get counseling). If you're stuck, MOVE.

I hate to muck the stables so I'm procrastinatin'.

by k-cam November 15, 2013

procrasterbating

Putting off important tasks so you can jerk off a little.

Jimmy: Hey dude! Did you finish that lab report?
Harry: CRAP! No i didn't! I spend way too much procrasterbating
Jimmy: Uhh, TMI dude. TMI...

by Procrasterbator321 February 21, 2011