problette

Noun.

1. A small problem which is not thought to seriously endanger the completion of a task or project.

There is a problette -- I don't have enough cash for the cinema tickets but I can pay by card.

by Kilkrazy October 1, 2004

Gandalf Problem

In an academic setting, a misunderstanding or mistake so critical that it will cause you to fail a test. Something so bad that if you told someone about it, they would say, "dude, you are so screwed for that final. YOU SHALL NOT PASS."

Actually no, our exam isn't next week, it starts in 15 minutes... you've got yourself a Gandalf Problem right there.

by betterbeAWESOME December 5, 2011

Corn problems

Corn kernels stuck in your shit from not chewing the corn good enough to digest it properly.

Jed: my gosh mother I think I have corn problems again
Mom: son you need to take time to chew your food

by Jedi_7 March 14, 2020

Elvis problème

A problem that needs solving but the solution strangely requires excessive amounts of oisters/lubricant

"We might have an Elvis problème over here."

by that_Sloppy December 8, 2020

High School Musical Problem

A problem which is cause by being great at multiple things. Usually used to describe the troubles of a friend you don't feel bad for because their life is better than yours and they are great at everything.

Talented Person: I made the Musical and the Varsity Basketball team and I can't do both, but I am the star of both, what should I do?
Other Person: Well it sounds like you have a High School Musical Problem.

by Yearbookchick March 23, 2010

I'm A Problem

Someone who performs exceedingly well in competitions resulting in competitors feeling inadequate.

Used as a term of endearment.

Variation:
I'm a bit of a problem
I'm being a bit problematic

I'm a problem on the icerink

by ManPadAndHisCore May 21, 2022

young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time

young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probably wasting your time is another meaning of your fucked while your leaving most of your not needed but meaningful life span behind.

"young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time" the author told the readers while they where regretting there life choices

by UwuDirtyPotato November 23, 2020