pre party poop

The overwhelming feeling one encounters in the moments leading up to a party to take a shit. Scientific research has discovered this phenomenon is caused by two main factors, anxiety and antcipation.

Preemptive shitting is also done to avoid the fear and embarrassment of being "that guy/girl" who ruined the party by taking a massive, smelly shit.

Joel: Hey, you ready? We're setting off soon!

Liam: Yeah alright, just gonna take a pre party poop.

Joel: Alright man cool, already had mine.

by Larsehole January 19, 2015

two-party, Jew-party, queer-party system

Popularized by Republican candidate Arthur Jones to describe the ruling elites under American democracy.

Also referred to as the TPJPQPS.

The white majority are fed up with all of these lying, cheating, thieving, warmongering, child-molesting political pimps and whores of this corrupt and decadent two-party, Jew-party, queer-party system.

by Edwin Eugene Bagley June 9, 2018

Crash a party

1. Attending a party uninvited or after asking for an invite.

2. Show up at a party uninvited or self invited and do something remarkable.

Mike crashed the new years eve party in his alligator suit. In many cases nothing remarkable is planned or happens when someone claims to crash a party.

by Anonymous (not Jason Legako) January 31, 2015

LAN party

A party where people bring their own computers, hook them up, and game all night long with eachother. Also involves mass comsumption of caffeine and junk food.

I can't wait to pwn everone at tonight's lan party.

by AFatalFantasy February 25, 2004

Party Ho

A person that goes out and parties at least every weekend.

Person 1: I just can't go out and party every weekend, what about you?
Person 2: Naw, man I couldn't do it. I ain't no party ho.

by Silvercntr July 7, 2009

Party Quirks

A game from the improvisational show Whose Line Is It Anyway? The game requires four players, one of which plays the role of a party host and the other three are given a bizarre quirk or identity. When the game starts the "host" prepares the "party" and one by one his/her "quests" will enter the "party" acting like the person, place, or thing they have the role of. In order to "win" the game the "host" has to guess what all the other three players' roles are.

Drew Carey: "Now we are going to play a game called 'Party Quirks'!"

by Landmark356 September 12, 2009

Partyjack

The act of entering a house party, recognizing that the party thrower's selected playlist is lame, locating the source of music, and hijacking the playlist to reflect your own superior musical taste.

Luke: "Dude, I can't believe they are playing bieber right now."

Matt: "Yeah man, I'm bout to go partyjack this and play some Genuwine!"

by CaliCrusher228 March 16, 2013